Saturday, March 25, 2006

Round 6 - Name that movie quote








Slightly Updated Rules:


1.) NO GOOGLING FOR ANSWERS YOU DAMN CHEATER! If you don't know it, you don't know it. :)

2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.

3.) Winner must COMMENT the correct movie title to get the point. The winner then gets to comment ONE new movie quote, which we will need to answer and so on, etc...

4.) If no one successfully guesses the movie within 24 hours of posting, the originator will post another quote from the same movie as an additional 'hint'. This will be done each 24 hour period, until either the movie is successfully guessed or a "Stumper" is delcared.

5.) If the movie is not guessed after THREE sets of quotes are provided, then a "Stumper" is declared and the movie quote originator will earn 1 point. A MAXIMUM of 2 consecutive stumpers is allowed. After which, the collective will decide who will give the next quote. Just like a democracy, who knew?!

6.) First person to make it to 10 points wins the round.
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Fifth Round Winner = Maki
Fourth Round Winner = Anonymous

Third Round Winner = Tracy
Second Round Winner = Anonymous
First Round Winner = Maki

Current Round Score


Anon = 6
Maki = 7

PK = 0
Tom = 10
Tracy = 1
WTG = 6 (Still handicapped)
Clrkgriswald = 2

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Movies already used this round:

Clerks II, Cheats, Dead Poet's Society, Lady & the Tramp: Part II, Basic Instinct, V for Vendetta, The Devil's Advocate, Dumb & Dumber, Back to School, Road Trip, Harry and the Hendersons, Desperado, The Score, American History X, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, Bad Boys, Enemy of the State, Airplane, Intolerable Cruelty, Superman, Jaws, Dirty Harry, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Eurotrip.


Already used PREVIOUS rounds:

Cocktail, The Private Eyes, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Natural, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Buying the Cow, The Pacifier, Caddyshack, Shallow Hal, Spiderman, American Beauty, The Matador, As good as it Gets, Clue, Anchorman, Planes Trains and Automobiles, An American Werewolf in London, Sideways, Lethal Weapon, Click, Uptown Girls, Excalibur, Get Shorty, Jackie Brown, Beverly Hills Cop, Requiem for a Dream, My Cousin Vinny, Anger Management, Beetlejuice, Earth Girls Are Easy, Bend it like Beckham, Road House, Sahara, You, Me, & Dupree, Death to Smoochy, Love Actually

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Identity, Coach Carter, Friday Night Lights, The Cider House Rules, Gattaca, Outland, Scent of a Woman, Almost Famous, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Interview with a Vampire, A Civil Action, Die Hard, The Whole Nine Yards, Saving Silverman, Patch Adams, Kill Bill 1, Rounders, The Last Boy Scout, Animal House, My Fellow Americans, Detroit Rock City, Tommy Boy, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Finding Forrester, The Hunt for Red October, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!, In Her Shoes, Slap Shot, South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut, Mallrats, The Sandlot.

Clerks, 48 hours, White Men Can't Jump, The Jerk, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, The Family Stone, The Lion King, Sin City, Tombstone, Boiler Room, Waking Ned Devine, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Limey, Monsters, Inc., The Passion of the Christ, The Mexican, Match Point, Full Metal Jacket, Good Will Hunting, We Were Soldiers, O Brother Where Art Thou, Big, 1941, Suicide Kings, High School Musical (aka GAY), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Fish, The DaVinci Code, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Midnight Run, Chicken Run, 10 Things I Hate About You, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Say Anything, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fight Club, Closer, Derailed, Bourne Identity, Dodgeball, PCU, Old School, Van Wilder, The Big Red One, True Lies, 12 Monkeys, Swordfish, Four Rooms, Risky Business, Rain Man, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Stripes, Predator, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 100 Girls, The Wizard of OZ, Dumbo, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Empire of the Sun.


173 Comments:

Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I'm such a good taker care of the blog girlie...
New game...
Good luck PK!

Wed Jul 26, 11:46:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

OK! Time to get started...

"Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, 'there he goes. Boy fucked a martian once.'"

Thu Jul 27, 09:48:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

OH HELL YEAH!!

This is the best movie I've seen all summer, anyone who hasn't seen it yet, go see it this weekend!!

Clerks II

Thu Jul 27, 10:26:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

New quote:

The greatest hoax in the history of institutionalized education is the myth of the permanent record.

Thu Jul 27, 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Mother fucker! I check in at all the wrong times. Not that I've seen it yet (WTG and I are supposed to go see it today), but any Kevin Smith fan can tell that's a Jason Mewes quote...

Thu Jul 27, 12:58:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Oh, and don't know the new one. Naturally.

Thu Jul 27, 12:59:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I an attempt to speed things up here, I'm posting another quote.

It wasn't just me who won that award, it was for Sammy for winning that spelling bee, and it was for Applebee for writing crazy small, and it was for Victor, for knowing how to deal with adopted kids.

Thu Jul 27, 01:34:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Man, no idea on this one.

Thu Jul 27, 04:16:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Yeah, puzzled... Should promote a guess, but I still have no idea.

Thu Jul 27, 04:36:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well, if you've seen it, this will give it away. I'd be a little suprised if none of the teachers we have here haven't seen it.

Mr. Harkin: You punks... must think I'm some kind of idiot.
Handsome: What the hell are you talking about?
Mr. Harkin: What am I talking about? What am I - I got a classroom full a kids in there, and the highest mark that anybody got was 55. Sammy you got 81, Handsome you got 84 and Victor you got 100 percen. Congratulations, Victor! Can anybody explain to me the root of this freak occurrence?
[a beat of silence]
Handsome: What the hell am I doing out here?
[Handsome throws his pencil, takes off his shirt and starts hitting lockers]
Mr. Harkin: Handsome, calm down!
Handsome: You think I cheated? Give me the test right now, Mr. Harkin! Right now!
Mr. Harkin: Alright, I-I- I'll give you the test next period.
Handsome: No! Not next period! Right now! Right now! I'll take it right now!
[Handsome drops to the ground in a Zen-like pose]
Handsome: I'm ready for the test.
Mr. Harkin: Handsome... put your shirt back on and go back to class. I'm sorry I accused you.

Fri Jul 28, 07:25:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Googled it, haven't seen it. I probably should see it soon, considering it's got my new favorite "this guy is awesome!" guy in it.

Yes, I'm being deliberately vague, just in case.

Fri Jul 28, 08:42:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

As a teacher, had to google it too. Surprisingly, never seen it. If any teachers have seen it, it'd probably be MK, who doesn't play in this sandbox...

Fri Jul 28, 10:48:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

This isn't the sandbox... this is the movie blog ; )

Looks like you are off to a great start this round Tom...

Fri Jul 28, 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

So I guess that means it's a stumper?

Fri Jul 28, 03:31:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

Hi. Don't know it. As usual.

Fri Jul 28, 04:12:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Next movie, Tom!

Sorry it took me so long... I'm not good at keeping up on weekends. : )

Sun Jul 30, 10:49:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok, for those who haven't googled it that was a movie called Cheats. There is actually a connection to Clerks II, the guy who plays Elias, also plays the main character in Cheats(I think this is who Maki was refering to). It killed me the entire movie because I knew I'd seen him before and I could not think of where.

Anyway next movie:

-"I mean, if I was ever going to buy a desk set... twice! I would probably buy this one, both times! In fact, its shape is rather aerodynamic isn't it? You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly!"
[Neil hands the desk set to Todd]
-"Todd? The world's first un-maned flying desk set!"
[Todd throws it off the roof]
-"Oh my! Well, I wouldn't worry, you'll get another one next year."

Sun Jul 30, 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Hmmm...
familiar...
not sure.
NEXT QUOTE! : )

Mon Jul 31, 12:55:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Yeah, this one ought to give it away, I think..

O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.

Mon Jul 31, 01:13:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Dead Poet's Society...

Mon Jul 31, 01:19:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Yes... gave it away.
O Captain my Captain.

Sad movie...

Mon Jul 31, 01:20:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

This would have been the last quote, definitely the most famous on from DPS:

They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

C'mon T, new quote already!!

Mon Jul 31, 01:51:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

All families are alike. They make you take baths, and-and sleep in a bed, and you have to eat everything in your bowl and when it rains, you have to come indoors! Gah, let's just say you're lucky you've never had to live with a family.

Mon Jul 31, 02:29:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Man, how the hell was I not around for the "O Captain" quote? That's easy street right there. Damn.

Don't know the new one... YET. Sounds very familiar, though.

Mon Jul 31, 02:32:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

No idea on the new one, and I wondered for a minute there if anyone else besides Tracy and Tom were playing this round :)

Mon Jul 31, 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Where's WTG? I bet she'll know it...

Mon Jul 31, 03:15:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

For a while there I was wondering if ANYONE was playing. Don't know the new one.

Mon Jul 31, 03:25:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

B: Hey, hey, hey, hey. He used to scratch like that! You ain't related, are ya?
S: Who, me? No way!
B: Good. Because if you were, you'd be kibble.

Tue Aug 01, 09:25:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Figure I should throw out a guess here. All Dogs go to Heaven?

Tue Aug 01, 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

If we're doing that then I'm guessing Homeward Bound. That was the one where the dog and the cat had the cross-country road trip, right?

Tue Aug 01, 10:37:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

All Dogs go to Heaven made me BAWL.
And yes, Homeward Bound was the cross country trip...
But neither of those are this movie.

Tue Aug 01, 11:06:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

All right people... black in action. I mean, back in action. (Too much Black Jack on the brain still.) ;)

Thanks for taking care of the place while I was away Tracy!

Hmm.. if everyone is just guessing at this point, I'll throw a Lady and the Tramp guess out there. Not sure which one though. I or II. >shrug<

Tue Aug 01, 02:12:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Which one....

Tue Aug 01, 02:14:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

So it must be one of them if you're asking...

Green. No, blue. AHHHHHHH.
I have NO idea why the quote above just came to me... still tired I guess.

I'll guess... part 2???

Tue Aug 01, 03:17:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Duh... part one was made in the 50's... so it isn't eligible to be used.

Wed Aug 02, 04:04:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

It is eligible because it would be considered "well known". Its more well known than some that Maki has used.

Wed Aug 02, 05:44:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

And we've previously had Dumbo, which is even older.

New quote? :)

Wed Aug 02, 06:43:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Sorry folks... Tracy was mean.

Here is the new quote:


Psychologist: Nick, when you recollect your childhood, are your recollections pleasing to you?
Nick: Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don't the two of you go fuck yourselves; I'm outta here.

Wed Aug 02, 10:59:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Seems a little familiar, but I don't know it yet..

Thu Aug 03, 07:49:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Hmmm, not sure on this one.

Thu Aug 03, 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Quote #2:


Gus: Well, she got that magna cum laude pussy on her that done fried up your brain!

Thu Aug 03, 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Something done fried up my brain, cause I still can't think of what it is.

Thu Aug 03, 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Nope, still don't know it.

Thu Aug 03, 06:31:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Here's the give away, last quote:


Gus: Did you ever do drugs with Mr. Boz?

Catherine: Sure.

Gus: What kind of drugs?

Catherine: Cocaine. Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice.

[Catherine uncrosses her legs and it can be seen she's wearing no underwear]
Nick: You like playing games don't you?

Catherine: I have a degree in psychology, it goes with the turf... Games are fun.

Thu Aug 03, 08:31:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

That can only be Basic Instinct. Should have left out the part about leg-crossing...

Thu Aug 03, 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Super-easy one because I'm really not sure if I'll have any internet until next Wednesday...

"VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

"Are you like a crazy person?"

"I'm quite sure they will say so."

Thu Aug 03, 11:03:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I wanted to leave in the leg uncrossing... makes the quote better. :)

Early bird gets the easy one...


V for Vendetta

Fri Aug 04, 06:49:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

First Quote:


There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

Fri Aug 04, 07:35:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Devil's Advocate!

Fri Aug 04, 07:50:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok, new quote(had to make sure we hadn't used this one yet):

~"Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?"
-"Change? No I'm sorry, I don't."
~"Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?"
-"Of course."
~"Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!"

Fri Aug 04, 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Nice Tom... There were tons of great quotes from Pacino in it...


Wow, how the hell did we not use this one? Maybe it was the first round or something...


Dumb & Dumber

Fri Aug 04, 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Another one that I can NOT believe we didn't do yet. I really hope the first quote doesn't give it away since it seems like EVERY quote will give it away...


Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.

Fri Aug 04, 09:32:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Not sure about this one.

Fri Aug 04, 12:38:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

I'll be damned!! The frigging movie is on Comedy Channel right now - what a classic.

Melon rules...


Back To School

Title is only fitting as the little monsters come back out of their cages on Monday morning...

Sat Aug 05, 02:45:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Girl: What do you look for in a girl?

Guy: She should be smart, and funny.
[Girl starts undressing]

Guy: That's good too.

Girl: Do you feel better yet?

Guy: I feel a little bit better, yes.

Girl: What else do you look for?
[removing top]

Guy: She should be nice and attractive and... topless. Topless is good.

Sat Aug 05, 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Dammit Clark! So many more awesome quotes in that one, not to mention Kinison...


Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting


I don't know the new one yet.

Sun Aug 06, 09:39:00 AM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Okay, new quote - this is a first for me, usually I post ones that are too easy. Here goes....

E.L.[trying to convince Josh to have sex with Beth] Your dick will never forgive you.
[bends down to talk to Josh's dick]

E.L.: What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new?
[pretends to be Josh's dick with squeaky high pitched voice]

E.L.: It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.

Sun Aug 06, 06:43:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Actually it is kind of easy, I knew it after the first one, but weekends are slow. A little suprised this one hasn't come up yet.

What ever happened to Tom Greene?

Road Trip

Sun Aug 06, 10:47:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I honestly dont even know what made me think of this movie but here goes:

~"I wanted King Kong, you brought me a goddamn giant gerbil. I told you exactly what to do. You didn't even come close."
-"Maybe it's right on the nose. Maybe it's not vicious at all, Maybe it's gentle and has feelings."
~"Where'd you dream up that shit?"

Sun Aug 06, 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

No clue yet...

I think everyone is REALLY MIA, so this may slow to a crawl.

Mon Aug 07, 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well then here is the next quote:

George H.: We don't even know what it is. Don't know if it's male or female.
Sarah H.: Definitely male.
Nancy H.: How can you tell? Oh don't answer that, honey.

Mon Aug 07, 12:08:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well its been 24 hrs so here is the last quote:

Ernie H: Hey, Dad, what if it's him?
George H: Who?
Ernie H: Big Foot.
George H: Big Foot...?
Ernie H: Holy shit! Sorry, Dad.
George H: That's okay, I was looking for the right words.


and another one just because I like this one:

Jerry Seville: Good morning Seattle!
George H: God I hate this guy.
Nancy H: I'll turn it off.
George H: No let me hate him. It'll keep me awake before the coffee kicks in.

Tue Aug 08, 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

ok, that one did it.

I was wondering for a second why you were leaving off the last name...


Harry and the Hendersons


Man, I think with the teachers back at work, Tracy just plain ole mad at me, and Maki away, we're all by our lonesome Tom. :)

Time to rack up some points... hehehe

Tue Aug 08, 01:18:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...


Tourist Girl: And another thing, your beer tastes like piss.

Short Bartender: We know.

Tavo: Because we piss in it!

Tue Aug 08, 01:26:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Thats what I'm trying to do. I had to go throw the big foot quote in there, I knew that would probably give it away.

Yeah, those darn teachers, actually working, whats up with that?

This one looks familiar but I don't know it yet.

Tue Aug 08, 02:09:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Quote #2:


Guy: The stranger shot him, walked over to the bartender, paid, and left.

Short Bartender: So the bartender lived?
[laughing]
Short Bartender: The bartender never gets killed!

Guy: But as the stranger neared the door...
[Bartender pulls a shotgun. Stranger shoots bartender]
Guy: No man, the bartender got it worse than anybody.

Tue Aug 08, 02:25:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Nope, still don't know it, I bet Maki would know this one...

Tue Aug 08, 08:17:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Last quote:


Short Bartender: What do you want?

Guy: Beer

Short Bartender: All I got is piss-warm chango.

Guy: That's my brand. Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually, I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away... you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer... not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by myself... I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him... or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed... it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.

Wed Aug 09, 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

DAMN IT! I really should have known this one, the sequel was on this weekend. Had to google it. I don't think I've ever actually watched the whole thing all the way through from beginning to end though.

Wed Aug 09, 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Yeah... both of them were on, one after the other.

I couldn't stand the TNT censor crap, so I went out and rented them.

I'll wait until tomorrow to gobble up this point.

Wed Aug 09, 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Guess who's back?

Desperado.

Would have got it on the first one if I'd been checking... Which did they show, El Mariachi or Once Upon A Time In Mexico?

Wed Aug 09, 09:32:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Ok, new quote to get back into the swing of things here... (and hopefully catch up!)

"How can I be sure you're okay?"

"I suppose I could fuck you."

"That would work."

Wed Aug 09, 09:40:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Nice quote... I don't know it yet though.

They played Desperado(El Mariachi), followed by Once upon a time in Mexico. The cuts infuriated me into renting them both...

Thu Aug 10, 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Told you Maki would know it. Don't know the new one yet.

Thu Aug 10, 07:13:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Me neither. And I am shocked that classics like Back to School, Road Trip and (if you want to call it one..) Basic Instinct hadn't been used yet.

Thu Aug 10, 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

I guess it's new quote time since I haven't really seen any other participants lately...

Steven's Mother: "Steven, who are you talking to at this hour?"

Steven: [covering the phone] "I am having a civil fucking conversation with one of my friends, Mother!"

Thu Aug 10, 04:22:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ah yes gotta love the "hermit computer hacker" character.

The Score

I gotta run, I hate to do this but new quote might be a bit.

Thu Aug 10, 05:00:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well what better to do at 315 in the morning than post the next quote. God work is going to be a mother fucker tomorrow(shit, later today).

A little suprised this one hasn't come up yet.

-"There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions."
~"Like what?"
-"Has anything you've done made your life better?"

Fri Aug 11, 02:25:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Hmm... Don't know it yet..

Fri Aug 11, 05:35:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I'm surprised this one wasn't used yet, either...

American History X

Fri Aug 11, 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Ok, another movie that I'm surprised hasn't been used yet. Probably because just about every quote gives it away...

"We've got company."

"Police? How many?"

"Uh, all of them, I think."

Fri Aug 11, 10:07:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Really familiar... Not yet though.

Fri Aug 11, 02:46:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Same here, seems familiar, don't know it yet.

Fri Aug 11, 03:20:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Sorry, slacking here. 2nd quote, which isn't the best but the only other one I could find that didn't give it away pretty much immediately. So if you don't get it on this one, well, the third will be a complete giveaway.

"Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?"

Sun Aug 13, 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn it! I know it, but I don't KNOW it.

Sun Aug 13, 08:07:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Oh, you are so gonna kick yourself for this one...

Terminator 2:Judgement Day

You did kinda mess with us on the first quote, that second line is two different people.

Sun Aug 13, 10:49:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

OK, I actually am regretting picking this one because there are so many great quotes from it, I hope no one gets the first one, but I suggest if you know it take it because someone else will probably know it.

Here goes:


-"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
~"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Sun Aug 13, 11:13:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn.. I thought T2 too... It just didn't quite click.

Don't know this new one.

Mon Aug 14, 05:52:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Like I said, pretty much every quote gives the movie away. Don't know the new one.

Mon Aug 14, 08:48:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well, seems like we are the only ones playing right now so I'll go ahead with the next quote, its really long but I just have to use it:

-"First things first, to the death."
~"No. To the pain."
-"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."
~"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
-"That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."
~"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose."
-"And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight."
~"I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right."
-"And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."
~"WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
-"I think your bluffing."
~"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all."
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
~"DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
[mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor]

Mon Aug 14, 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Damn I think Tom just typed about 5 minutes of the movie.....of course I don't know it yet

Mon Aug 14, 11:00:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

That would be The Princess Bride, a movie whose popularity still dumbfounds me. I just don't get it. Oh well.

Mon Aug 14, 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

From one of the most overrated movies I've ever seen to one that's still one of the most underrated...

"I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is lite beer? "

Mon Aug 14, 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

PK-IMDb, man, copy and paste, no need to type it all out.

Princess Bride is a great movie, to quote the movie itself;"Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... "

Don't know the new one.

Mon Aug 14, 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

MF'ers... Never saw Princess Bride, and never will dammit!

Again, I KNOW this new one, but still got f'n nada.

Mon Aug 14, 02:02:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

I was just waiting for the "My name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die" quote.

Are there any movies not named Snakes On A Plane that we haven't used yet?

Mon Aug 14, 09:51:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

We got muthafuckin' snakes on the muthafuckin plane!

Anyway...

"Let's see if you bastards can do 90."

Mon Aug 14, 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I don't have the slightest damn clue.

Tue Aug 15, 09:18:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Still nada

Tue Aug 15, 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

It's almost like my man Mak-1 here has cable tv because this was another one on a lot this past weekend.

McFly being chased by the Libyans in the mall parking lot was phat - ohhh, how I wish there was a BTTF 4.....

Back to the Future

Tue Aug 15, 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

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Tue Aug 15, 08:33:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Here goes nothing....

"I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?"

"Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide."

Tue Aug 15, 08:33:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

...and Clark comes from out of fucking nowhere.

As usual, don't know the new one.

Tue Aug 15, 10:34:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

New one seems a little familiar, but I don't know it.

Wed Aug 16, 09:10:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Man, I didn't even get to use, "Hey, get your damn hands off her!" Oh well.

New quote sounds familiar to me too. But I don't know it yet.

Wed Aug 16, 09:44:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Fuck, about time I know one, although unfortunately at the moment with 43 hood rats out in the hallway my mind has gone blank. Might need another clue...

Wed Aug 16, 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Get your daaaamn hands off her, Biff!!

Man, I love the BTTF trilogy. I really do.

I can't believe I actually have time to type today. Teaching three grade levels of Math is incredible - never thought I would enjoy the Algebra I and Pre-Algebra, but it's pretty cool. Just the most time-comsuming thing I've ever done.

Here's quote #2.....

(and I do believe this is the official inception of this tremendous catch-phrase)

Store Clerk:"Freeze mother bicthes!!!

Wed Aug 16, 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Oh good call, I thought about using this one at one point, don't know why I never did:

Bad Boys

Wed Aug 16, 01:03:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok then next quote:

*Please* let me follow the nanny. She doesn't shave her legs. Women like that are so... HOT.

Wed Aug 16, 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Dammit! Too late. Oh well. Don't know the new one.

Wed Aug 16, 01:16:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Never saw that movie...

Don't know the new one.

Wed Aug 16, 03:46:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I'll post the next quote now or else it won't get posted until tomorrow morning:


~"Do they know me?"
-"Who's them?"
~"Do they know me?"
-"I don't know what you're talking about."
~"Either you are very smart or... incredibely stupid."

Wed Aug 16, 04:01:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Still got nothing.

Wed Aug 16, 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Hmmm... getting a better idea, but going to need the last quote.

Thu Aug 17, 04:48:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Didn't think this one would be a stumper, but now I'm hoping, I think someone will get it. Here's the last quote:

~"Why are they after me?"
-"You have something they want."
~"I don't have anything."
-"Maybe you do and you don't know it."

Thu Aug 17, 07:50:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Googled it. Haven't seen that since it first came out, so I'm not suprised I didn't remember it.

Thu Aug 17, 09:00:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

That did it...I'm thinking this is Enemy of the State

Thu Aug 17, 10:22:00 AM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Anon - you are correct; that last quote was a dead give away. Kudos...

Thu Aug 17, 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

New Quote:


Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Thu Aug 17, 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Man, this is another one I don't know how we got this far without using it:

Airplane!

Really wish I could let you post more quotes but I actually have a shot at winning this round.

Thu Aug 17, 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok, I gotta give one more Airplane! quote:

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Thu Aug 17, 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Probably going to have to get some girls back in here to get this one, lets see:

~"So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear."
-"Is it possible?"
~"It's a challenge."

Thu Aug 17, 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn... and that was the most obscure quote too.

I don't know the new one, but I've GOT TO post the rest of these to get it outta my system.


Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
-
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
-
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
-
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
-
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

-
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

-
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Thu Aug 17, 01:42:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well, its not Snakes on a Plane, but here's the next quote:

Wrigley: Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.
Nero's Waitress: What did you call me?
Wrigley: Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.
Nero's Waitress: You want a salad?
Wrigley: Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?
Nero's Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?

Fri Aug 18, 09:54:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

God dammit, Bad Boys AND Airplane! Fuckin' JoJo, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! I surely don't check this enough.....

Fri Aug 18, 05:50:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

i wanna see a movie!!!!!

Sat Aug 19, 12:17:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Go see Snakes! On A Plane!

And no, I don't know this quote.

Sat Aug 19, 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Yeah, so do I...
I haven't seen a movie since Click!.

Was Snakes on a Mutha Fuckin Plane any Mutha Fuckin good Maki?

Don't know this one yet either...

Sat Aug 19, 11:02:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok last one then:


Freddy Bender: If you have a proposal to make, let's hear it.
Miles Massey: Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.
Freddy Bender: My client's ruled that out.
Miles Massey: My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution to the marriage without prejudice.
Freddy Bender: That's a fart in a stiff wind.
Miles Massey: My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period.
Freddy Bender: My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
Miles Massey: My client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order.

Sat Aug 19, 05:21:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Sounds familiar, but I don't know it.

Sun Aug 20, 06:29:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Where's my point for Airplane!???

Sun Aug 20, 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Googled it. Should have known it since I've seen the movie, but it is by far one of the lesser efforts from that filmmaker.

By the way, if you hadn't read my review, Snakes On A Plane was probably the most muthatuckin' fun I've ever had in a theater. I saw it again today, in fact. That's how much muthafuckin' fun it was.

Sun Aug 20, 07:41:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Tom - Sorry, I fixed the point... been neglecting things around here lately. I'm thinking you've got another stumper unless PK chimes in here.

Maki - I did read that review. That's mutha-fuckin crazy that you subjected yourself to it again.

Sun Aug 20, 08:05:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

ok, plenty of time has gone by... This one is a stumper for Tom.

Next quote Tom.

Tue Aug 22, 05:43:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok, this one should be easy:

~"Easy, miss. I've got you."
-"You, you've got me? Who's got you?"

Tue Aug 22, 07:06:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Definitely easy. That's the original Superman.

Tue Aug 22, 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Sorry for the delay, here's the new quote:

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity."

Tue Aug 22, 08:56:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Don't know this one yet...

Tue Aug 22, 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Nope... don't know it.

Tue Aug 22, 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Ok, I guess that means it's quote #2 time.

"I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."

Tue Aug 22, 08:11:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I have absolutely no clue

Wed Aug 23, 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

It's getting familiar now... I'm pretty sure I've seen it.

Wed Aug 23, 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I guess 'tis time for the final quote...

"Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him."

Thu Aug 24, 10:20:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Ah ha! My problem was I was thinking dinosaur or land of the lost kinds of movies...

I can't believe we didn't already do this one.


Jaws

Thu Aug 24, 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

New movie:



[has to explain why he shot a man]

~ Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

~ When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]

Mayor: He's got a point.

Thu Aug 24, 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Thought I might have had a stumper, which would have surprised me considering it was Jaws.

Don't know the new one.

Thu Aug 24, 02:55:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Man, I've seen Jaws a bunch of times and I didn't recognize any of those quotes. Guess I'll have to watch it again this weekend.

I have no idea on the new one, that really seems like a memorable quote, I doubt I've seen the movie.

Fri Aug 25, 07:15:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Everyone has seen this movie.


[Getting a dressing-down for his most recent arrest]
District Attorney: You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder.

~: What?

District Attorney Rothko: Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights.

~: Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights!

Fri Aug 25, 09:53:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok, this seems a little familiar, but I don't know it yet

Sun Aug 27, 07:44:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Yeah, I don't know it yet either.

Sun Aug 27, 10:17:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

ok, last quote. Total give away, but the others are too obscure. Also, there were quite a few of these, so you'd need to know exactly 'which one' it was...


I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Mon Aug 28, 06:39:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Oh my God I'm an idiot, I can't think of what this movie is, it's killing me... I know I should know it.

Mon Aug 28, 09:23:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

You're right. Total giveaway...

Dirty Harry

Mon Aug 28, 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Sorry for the delay. New quote...

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

Mon Aug 28, 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Don't know the new one yet.

Mon Aug 28, 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I've seen this new one... Don't know it yet.

Mon Aug 28, 12:22:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Ok, since there's only 3 of us these days I guess I can give a new quote...

One-armed Man: "I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left."

[T shoots him with the gun he has hidden]

T: "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Mon Aug 28, 03:53:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

OH! This is killing me! I know this one... but yet, I don't. fuck!

Mon Aug 28, 03:57:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

nope, don't know it either

Mon Aug 28, 04:53:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Last one...

[counting the henchmen]
"One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number."

"I thought three was the perfect number."

"I've got six more bullets in my gun."

Tue Aug 29, 02:25:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Oh wow, if Anon didn't act like he knew this one I would have to question its use. I've never even heard of it.(obviously I googled it)

Tue Aug 29, 04:43:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Tom, if you've never even heard of this movie then I can't be friends with you.

Tue Aug 29, 08:52:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok, I have heard of it, when I googled it it comes up with the name in spanish(or Italian, not sure which) for some reason. When I went to the page on IMDb and saw the name in english, I felt stupid. I haven't seen it though for some reason, I'll have to get on that.

Wed Aug 30, 07:44:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

BASTARD! Had to Google it.

I knew it was a Clint Eastwood spaghetti western, but I couldn't for the life of me remember which one... I've seen it a million times too.

Oh well.

Wed Aug 30, 08:06:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly is likely to be the first movie I watch on my new TV when it shows up on the 9th. Either that or Fight Club...

Ok, after the stumper comes an easy one.

"Mail, mothafucka!"

Wed Aug 30, 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

You've got a new TV coming? I thought you were 'moving'?

Anyway, I don't know the new one yet...

Wed Aug 30, 12:58:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

The four houses for sale on my street have to sell first, so it looks like I'm waiting it out. $800 off a brand-new TV kind of made the decision easier...

Wed Aug 30, 02:00:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

New TV? Awesome, I would go with Fight Club if I were you.

Don't know the new one.

Wed Aug 30, 05:56:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Good thing for you guys Mark & PK haven't shown up yet...

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!"

"Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here."

Thu Aug 31, 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Honestly, I have NO clue.

Are you sure we've seen it? I guess it's just not ringing a bell yet...

Thu Aug 31, 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Yeah definitely a good thing...

Eurotrip

Fri Sep 01, 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Tom wins! Tom wins! Cue PK complaining that we finally use one he knows and he didn't log in soon enough to get it, even though it's been up for two days... ;)

I'll now use the last quote I was going to use.

"Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated."

Fri Sep 01, 11:58:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Wow, nice job.

I will admit to having never seen this movie.

I'll get the Round 7 page up and running a bit later on. Meaning college football is going to take priority over Round 7. :)

Fri Sep 01, 12:12:00 PM  

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