Friday, March 24, 2006

Round 5 - Name that movie quote

Slightly Updated Rules:

1.) NO GOOGLING FOR ANSWERS YOU DAMN CHEATER! If you don't know it, you don't know it. :)

2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.

3.) Winner must COMMENT the correct movie title to get the point. The winner then gets to comment ONE new movie quote, which we will need to answer and so on, etc...

4.) If no one successfully guesses the movie within 24 hours of posting, the originator will post another quote from the same movie as an additional 'hint'. This will be done each 24 hour period, until either the movie is successfully guessed or a "Stumper" is delcared.

5.) If the movie is not guessed after THREE sets of quotes are provided, then a "Stumper" is declared and the movie quote originator will earn 1 point. A MAXIMUM of 2 consecutive stumpers is allowed. After which, the collective will decide who will give the next quote. Just like a democracy, who knew?!

6.) First person to make it to 10 points wins the round.
Fourth Round Winner = Anonymous

Third Round Winner = Tracy
Second Round Winner = Anonymous
First Round Winner = Maki

Current Round Score

Anon = 9
Maki = 10

PK = 0
Tom = 4
Tracy = 9
WTG = 6 (Still handicapped)
Clrkgriswald = 3

Movies already used this round:

Cocktail, The Private Eyes, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Natural, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Buying the Cow, The Pacifier, Caddyshack, Shallow Hal, Spiderman, American Beauty, The Matador, As good as it Gets, Clue, Anchorman, Planes Trains and Automobiles, An American Werewolf in London, Sideways, Lethal Weapon, Click, Uptown Girls, Excalibur, Get Shorty, Jackie Brown, Beverly Hills Cop, Requiem for a Dream, My Cousin Vinny, Anger Management, Beetlejuice, Earth Girls Are Easy, Bend it like Beckham, Road House, Sahara, You, Me, & Dupree, Death to Smoochy, Love Actually

Already used PREVIOUS rounds:

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Identity, Coach Carter, Friday Night Lights, The Cider House Rules, Gattaca, Outland, Scent of a Woman, Almost Famous, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Interview with a Vampire, A Civil Action, Die Hard, The Whole Nine Yards, Saving Silverman, Patch Adams, Kill Bill 1, Rounders, The Last Boy Scout, Animal House, My Fellow Americans, Detroit Rock City, Tommy Boy, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Finding Forrester, The Hunt for Red October, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!, In Her Shoes, Slap Shot, South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut, Mallrats, The Sandlot.

Clerks, 48 hours, White Men Can't Jump, The Jerk, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, The Family Stone, The Lion King, Sin City, Tombstone, Boiler Room, Waking Ned Devine, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Limey, Monsters, Inc., The Passion of the Christ, The Mexican, Match Point, Full Metal Jacket, Good Will Hunting, We Were Soldiers, O Brother Where Art Thou, Big, 1941, Suicide Kings, High School Musical (aka GAY), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Fish, The DaVinci Code, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Midnight Run, Chicken Run, 10 Things I Hate About You, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Say Anything, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fight Club, Closer, Derailed, Bourne Identity, Dodgeball, PCU, Old School, Van Wilder, The Big Red One, True Lies, 12 Monkeys, Swordfish, Four Rooms, Risky Business, Rain Man, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Stripes, Predator, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 100 Girls, The Wizard of OZ, Dumbo, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Empire of the Sun.


Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

OK, let's start off the round right shall we? :)

I'm looking for the Manager.

What's the problem? Did you find a hair in your quiche?

No, I'm looking for a job.

Ah, you'd like to put a hair in somebody else's quiche.

Wed Jun 28, 04:52:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

The only movie that comes to mind is Waiting, Not sure if thats it though.

Wed Jun 28, 07:40:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

ENNNNT.... Thanks for playin.

Wed Jun 28, 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Anon - what are the slightly updated rules?? Anything major get changed??

Wed Jun 28, 07:44:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Only thing new I noticed was the two consecutive stumpers, rule. Never addressed that before, and never had that problem(I think), but I definitely considered going for stumpers to try to end that last round, but I decided that would be a cheap ass way to win.

Wed Jun 28, 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

I don't know this one. Damn.

Wed Jun 28, 09:43:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

I would have went with a movie like Waiting too, but I guess not....hhmmmm.....

Wed Jun 28, 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Yeah, the two consecutive Stumper rule is the new one. :)

Quote #2:

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

Thu Jun 29, 06:02:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Well I don't know the movie but at least now we know the words that Anon lives by.

Thu Jun 29, 07:04:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...


Thu Jun 29, 07:10:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I know!! I know!!

Thu Jun 29, 07:57:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

So play this round, you seem to be getting over here often enough now.

Thu Jun 29, 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Man, I can hear this one in my head, but can't place which movie it's from. Dammit.

Thu Jun 29, 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Fine. Just for Tom.

Thu Jun 29, 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn you! ;)

Two more for good measure...

Doug: Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman no matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.


Brian: Should we let it breathe?

Doug: It hasn't breathed for fifty years, it's dead. Let's just drink it.

Give us the next one, girlie.

Thu Jun 29, 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Hilda is dead, and here's something to note. You can't bury her at sea, 'cause her bosoms will float.

Thu Jun 29, 09:17:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I got nada...

Thu Jun 29, 09:50:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

No clue.

Thu Jun 29, 10:02:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

If Jock could talk, he'd give you a clue. But now that he's dead, what can you do? He deserved what he got, I don't regret it a bit. By the way, you're standing in bull ca-ca.

HA HA HA! ca-ca... lol!!!!!
It doesn't rhyme right... LOL!!!

Thu Jun 29, 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Oh, I've seen this... dammit!

Someone will get it before I get back from lunch though. :(

Thu Jun 29, 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I said when I died, that I'd come back. If you believe in ghosts, you're on the right track. I'm out of the grave, and roaming the moores. If you want to be safe, you better lock all the windows and screens.

Loved this movie!!

Thu Jun 29, 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Damn BW3... I'm bored.
Oh well... leaving work in an hour to hit the doctor anyway.
Waiting for some guesses...
Come on guys!

Thu Jun 29, 11:42:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I'm positive I've never seen this movie before. To be honest, after hearing these quotes, I'm kind of glad for that.

Thu Jun 29, 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Yeah, pretty sure I haven't seen it either. Only thing I can guess is Sccoby Doo?

Thu Jun 29, 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Not a clue. I Googled it, and I never saw that one. I see Tracy is showing her age with that selection though. I think I was 10... :)

Nobody left to guess, unless Clark is lurking.

Thu Jun 29, 01:17:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Um, yeah, googled it too, I've never even heard of it. It came out the year I was born.

Thu Jun 29, 01:52:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I double checked the rules... oldest a movie can be is 1970. I picked one from 1981!!! I loved it as a kid! Don Knotts and crap... what-his-name. Conway?? What a duo!!!

I woulda loved to post a quote from the guy with no tongue but it would just be
"ifjglkdhfgoi fdjh lksfhgr"
Unless I was the maid... she always understood him.

Want me to tell?

Thu Jun 29, 04:04:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I didn't say you didn't follow the rules... Just odd to see you post an 'old' movie. :)

You get the Stumper, post another quote. Damn you!

Thu Jun 29, 04:07:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

In case you guys didn't see the answer Tony posted FOR me: The Privare Eyes.

Okay... new movie...

He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.

Thu Jun 29, 04:14:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

heh heh

I'm tired.

Thu Jun 29, 04:27:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

No clue yet.

Thu Jun 29, 04:30:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Heh heh...
For you Tony:
Hmm, death by mini-bar. How glamorous.

Thu Jun 29, 04:37:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

It's just not coming to me... Let me go get a drink. I'm sure that will help. :)-

Thu Jun 29, 04:42:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I KNEW I knew it with the first quote. I hate to actually admit to it, but I did see this movie quite a few times.

I thought I was wrong, but it IS
My Best Friend's Wedding

Thu Jun 29, 05:24:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

OK, first quote.
Too bad PK isn't here...

You know, I believe we have two lives.

How... what do you mean?

The life we learn with and the life we live with after that.

Thu Jun 29, 05:40:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Nope don't know the new one.

Thu Jun 29, 06:38:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Ok, at least there's one that sounds familiar now... Even if I don't know it yet.

Thu Jun 29, 07:52:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Quote #2, which is probably going to give it away...

You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.

My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.

Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw. Suit up.

Fri Jun 30, 06:34:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

You're right.

The Natural

New quote in a little bit.

Fri Jun 30, 06:53:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Alright, new quote!

"What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful."

"People kept robbing it."

"Small price to pay for beauty."

Fri Jun 30, 06:58:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Don't recognize the new one.

Fri Jun 30, 07:08:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I recognize it, but don't have it yet...

Fri Jun 30, 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I guess the lack of response means it's time to post a second quote...

"Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman."

"Good hunting."

"Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree ..."

Fri Jun 30, 02:25:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

This one seems vaguely familiar, but I still don't know it.

Fri Jun 30, 03:07:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

No clue on any of this shit so far in round

Fri Jun 30, 03:55:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Jesus Christ, that second quote makes me want to
"nibble on the barrel" lately... and everybody knows what movie that quote is from...

Anyway, I dunno this one yet.

Fri Jun 30, 09:08:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

wtf? where are my handicap points??????? lol :-)

We are in chi-town, it's been a lot of fun so far. hopefully i will get to post some pictures here soon on myspace.

love you guys, miss you

Sat Jul 01, 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

HA! You're not getting 9 points to start a round off. Are ya nuts?

Maybe we'll put you back at 3 or 4, depending on how much bitching others are going to give me about it. :)-

Sat Jul 01, 11:22:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Last quote.

"Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before."

"One hell of a time to tell me."

Sat Jul 01, 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Damn, seems really familiar, but I can't think of it.

As to WTG's "handicap", I don't have a problem if you spot her 3 or 4 points. Unless she's going to be playing as "Team WTG" again ;)

Sat Jul 01, 04:24:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Hmmmmm, will I get the stumper points here?

Sun Jul 02, 09:31:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

We just saw this movie....
16 Blocks, Firewall???

Sun Jul 02, 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Wrong. Now you're just randomly throwing out movie names.

Sun Jul 02, 11:28:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

That's plenty of time and guessing.

Besides no one was going to get this one unless they had seen it recently. 1969, but it's a major classic.

I hadn't seen it since I was 12 though.

Maki gets the Stumper.

Mon Jul 03, 06:45:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

I know thats a classic but I don't think I've ever seen it.

Mon Jul 03, 07:02:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I guess it's new quote time, then. Don't worry, this one is much more recent!

"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?"

Mon Jul 03, 08:24:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

I see we have a new round here, chiming in from Boston...

Don't know the new quote, and am not too worried about earning consecutive stumpers since I've posted ONE movie so far.

And 1969 classic? I thought the rules were 1970 you old fucks!!!

Maki I am so going to Newbury Comics today

Mon Jul 03, 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I don't know the new one either...

PK - Read the rules ya damn whipper snapper. Kids today...

2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.

Too bad the Sox are playing all their games down in FL while you guys are up in Boston. That sucks ass man.

Mon Jul 03, 09:34:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....

yeah, that does suck that they are playing in Florida...but hey, we got to see a Cubbies game :-)

I nominate Tracy to post my quotes on her choice of movie---or tm me, I watched a really really funny one last night that you would LOVE, since we are going out for the day.

Mon Jul 03, 09:37:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

A quote from WTG's funny movie. I'm guessing this means PK isn't allowed to answer since he musta seen it too.
Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.

Mon Jul 03, 09:48:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn... That was fast.

I don't know this new one either. Grrrr.

Mon Jul 03, 09:49:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Why are we spotting her points, again?

Mon Jul 03, 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Tony... here's another pickup line to add to your list, compliments of WTG'S movie:
Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.

Mon Jul 03, 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Maki - I think I originally spotter her points because she couldn't access Blogger from work. Then it was because she sucked so bad at guessing movie titles. Now it's fun just to see her get to 9 and still lose the round. :)-

Tracy - That's not a bad pick up line, but I prefer women who go drink for drink with me. So, I wouldn't use that particular one.

Either way, I still don't know it yet.

Mon Jul 03, 02:30:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I that like, Date Movie? or Grandma's Boy? I really don't know I'm just guessing.

Mon Jul 03, 02:41:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

heh heh...
I like this one... a play on always a bridesmaid, never a bride...
Mike: Always a best man, never a man.

Mon Jul 03, 03:17:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Failure to Launch?

Mon Jul 03, 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

No clue.

Mon Jul 03, 04:20:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Talk about being lost - maybe I didn't watch as many movies in the hospital as I originally thought.


PK: Pick up some rubbizzz up in Boston for me and some Skittles, too.

Mon Jul 03, 11:03:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

No idea. I'll say that I probably never saw this one...

Tue Jul 04, 07:31:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...


It is noon and I am the first one of the three of us up today. Awesome night.

Tue Jul 04, 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

This was an awesome movie and Tracy is doing a great job at picking quotes!!! She even gave you the character's name!! I can't believe you haven't seen it??
Thank you for the points :-)pppp i luv u guys!!!

Tue Jul 04, 12:21:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn... WTG gettin a Stumper? What the hell is going on here?

Tue Jul 04, 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Oh I know it alright, I promised WTG that if she used that movie I would not chime in with the answer.

That won't stop me from guessing movies that are somewhat similar...

Body Shots?

Tue Jul 04, 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...


Tue Jul 04, 02:01:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I think that's it, right? 3rd quote, nobody knows it?

If so, let me know and quote a new movie.

Tue Jul 04, 02:58:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Googled it and had never even heard of this movie.

Tue Jul 04, 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

Really? Last chance... We are on the road again in a couple of hours so Tracy is nominated to play for me :-)
mwah!!! See you soon!

Wed Jul 05, 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

WTG gets the Stumper.

Next quote Tracy...

Wed Jul 05, 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I think I about peed my pants during this scene:

Little Girl: Why are your boobs so big?
Man: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Little Girl: Do you have to wear a bra?
Man: What?
Little Girl: Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Man: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?
Little Girl: Do I look like I'm five?
Man: What did I say?
Little Girl: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

Wed Jul 05, 07:39:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

This sounds really familiar. But I don't know it yet.

Wed Jul 05, 08:43:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Sounds familiar... In fact, it sounds like something Jack Black or Chris Farley would have said.

Knowing Tracy, it probably ISN'T though... I either hate or have never seen your movies Tracy! ;)

Wed Jul 05, 09:11:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Uhh... gee, thanks?
I'm having a horrid day and that just made things so much better.

Wed Jul 05, 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

ps. They really AREN'T boobs. They are ph-fine musk-els!

Wed Jul 05, 09:25:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I'm Vice Principal Murney, or Murnanator as the wrestling team calls me. My friends call me Little Puppet.

Wed Jul 05, 10:45:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Wow, big muscles and little poeple, I never saw it but maybe its The Pacifier? Vin Diesel has big muscles.

Wed Jul 05, 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Damn, that's what I was about to guess, too...

Wed Jul 05, 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Glad I could help your mood Trace. ;)

Yup, yet another one that I've never seen. Don't make me bring back the 1970s war movies again...

Wed Jul 05, 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Go Tooom, it's your birthday... go Toooom.

Wed Jul 05, 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I had to double check to make sure we hadn't used this one, I'm suprised we haven't. So many great quotes from this movie, I'm going to see if this one doesn't give it away first thing:

~"You take drugs, Danny?"
-"Every day."
~"Good. Then what's your problem?"
-"I don't know."

Wed Jul 05, 12:54:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Ding ding ding!


I'm surprised as well... maybe we did first round.

Wed Jul 05, 01:02:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

First quote:

Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?

Wed Jul 05, 01:27:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

This is when I hate blogspot. It ate my comment.
So you get the short version.
Shallow Hal.
See we do like some of the same movies. I love Jack Black.
And now you can be mad because I'm off to school to meet my professor.

Wed Jul 05, 01:56:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn you!

While we wait for little miss schoolgirl, here's another quote from Shallow Hal:

Hal: See, the problem is I'm kinda picky
Tony Robbins: What do you mean, picky?
Hal: Well, for instance, I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout?
Tony Robbins: You're looking for a young Paulina type?
Hal: Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

Wed Jul 05, 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.

Thu Jul 06, 08:10:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...



The preview for 3 looked really, really good when they showed it in front of Superman Returns. Hopefully it makes up for Spider-Man 2 being such a meandering, emo mess...

Thu Jul 06, 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

New quote... Easy one.

"I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast."

"Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?"

"I want to look good naked!"

Thu Jul 06, 09:25:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Awesome movie. Gotta love Spacey. How was he in Superman?

American Beauty

Thu Jul 06, 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I really liked this movie... well the first half was better than the second anyway. Everyone should know that I actually wrote down these quotes myself. No IMDB cut n pastes for this one.

Getting some culture?


Isn't she a tad pubescent, even for you?

I'd make an exception for her.

Did you study the assignment?

No, I shredded it. Then I humped the bellboy on the room service cart.

Am I supposed to be shocked?

Adios! >Waving goodbye to the schoolgirls< I hate these Catholic countries. All blushy-blushy, no sucky fucky.

Thu Jul 06, 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I would guess The Motorcycle Diaries but I know you don't have a particular fondness for subtitled movies, so that's probably wrong.

Thu Jul 06, 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Yeah, I've been trying to limit my reading to the Born on date on the beer and the expiration date on the condom.

Thu Jul 06, 10:43:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Don't know it and if its not on IMDb then I probably won't know it.

Thu Jul 06, 11:02:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

That's somequality reading there Anon...

I see I missed a few good ones this week. And for those who never saw Buying The Cow, that is one hilarious, albeit short, flick...

I don't know this one yet. Clark and I have to get off the zero train.

Thu Jul 06, 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

It's probably on IMDB, I'm just saying that I'm not using the quotes from IMDB.

Quote #2:

A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs SO locked together that I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a qualude later, I was eating at the All U Can Eat buffet. Every lock can be broken; it's just a matter of will.

Thu Jul 06, 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Like PK mentioned, we need to get off the zero train, but I don't think this movie (whatever it is) is gonna do the trick for me.

Thu Jul 06, 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

No clue....

Thu Jul 06, 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Nope. I got nothing.

Welcome back, PK & WTG!

Thu Jul 06, 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

ok, last quotes... I'll throw in a couple:

Bean: Do you think he's dangerous?

Danny: He's an assassin Bean, of course he's dangerous.

Bean: I mean dangerous, dangerous. You said he was a nice guy.

Danny: He is, for an assassin, he's very nice.

Bean: FUCK! Fuckity Fuck! What? I'm allowed to curse. If not now, when?

Danny: True

Bean: This is the fucking perfect time to be fucking cursing. There's a fucking assassin standing in our fucking living room.


Julian Noble: I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the Navy's left town.

Thu Jul 06, 01:20:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

No fuckin idea. This movie has some quality quotes though...

Thu Jul 06, 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

I feel really bad getting the cheap points here, but I just happened to read a DVD review for this movie on and they mention the characters' names.

The Matador.

Is it worth picking up, Anon?

Thu Jul 06, 05:34:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Here we go...

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."

Thu Jul 06, 05:38:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

I shoulda known Mak-1 would have posted a fuCKin Jack quote sooner or later - even though it's in the DVD rack here, we always find ourselves watching it on TNT or TBS the million times they show it.

As Good As It Gets

Thu Jul 06, 06:10:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Ah, but he was your second husband. Your fist husband disappeared also.

Well, but, that was his job, he was an illusionist.

Yes, but he never reappeared.

HA! Well, he wasn't a very good illusionist.

Thu Jul 06, 06:14:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn you Maki! I thought for sure that by posting most of the quotes directly from the movie that I'd get the Stumper... I shoulda known better than to be lazy and take that last quote from IMDB... GRRRR.

No, rent it only. You may hate the second half of the movie.

No idea on this next quote...

Thu Jul 06, 06:24:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Damn it I gotta take my own advice and check back more often, the ones I know, someone else gets, damn work getting in the way of the movie quote game.

don't know the new one...

Thu Jul 06, 07:51:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

I have an idea, but need another quote.

Fri Jul 07, 07:46:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

It just dawned on me. That's from Clue, isn't it?

Fri Jul 07, 10:17:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

grrrrrr..........check computer MORE often...

Fri Jul 07, 11:04:00 AM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Mak-1 receives a point.

Clue it is, my friend.

Fri Jul 07, 12:22:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...


Fri Jul 07, 12:50:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Sorry, been at the doctor's office AGAIN... How we haven't used this movie yet is beyond me.

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

Fri Jul 07, 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Soooo familiar, but nothing yet.

Fri Jul 07, 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Making this too easy, however I did watch it like 22 times while in the hospital. And Josh bought it for me, too, I think....


Fri Jul 07, 05:58:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

From one of my all-time favorites right here - a damn classic!!

Why did you kiss my ear?

Why are you holding my hand?

Where's your other hand?

Between two pillows...

Those aren't pillows!!

Fri Jul 07, 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Fuck!!! If I ever got a point that's what I was going to use, so many classic quotes in that movie. Now the count stands at 98.2% of all movies I own have already been used...

Sat Jul 08, 01:29:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Awww... Come ON PK!?! How is it we are both fucked up drunk at 3am and I know this quote and you don't?

Planes, trains, and automobiles!

Sat Jul 08, 02:02:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Oh, it's time for a goodie for sure. Amazing I can even think at this point, but here's the quote:

Jack: Debbie Klein cried a lot So, so, you know what she does? She's soooo grief-stricken, she runs to find solace in Mark Levine's bed.

David: Mark... Levine?

Jack: An asshole! Life mocks me even in death!

Sat Jul 08, 02:27:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Don't know this one yet. And yes, Anon, Planes Trains & Automobiles is a classic. I've seen it many times but didn't remember that quote. Funny, on our trip this week we said the best quote about 18 times when we saw the highway sign:

"You're going the wrong way"

"How do they know which way we are going?"

Sat Jul 08, 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

Where was I at 2:30am when you guys were online?????

Sat Jul 08, 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Passed the F out.

Sat Jul 08, 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Yeah... You dropped like a rock. Last thing I recall was you telling PK to not let me leave, followed by snoring. ;) Hahahaha!

Sat Jul 08, 01:30:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Don't know the new one.

Sat Jul 08, 05:02:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

I neverrrrr pass out. hehe
new movie quotes...

Sun Jul 09, 03:31:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Quote #2:

Taxi Driver: Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of Fleet Street, don't it?

Alex (Nurse Price): Sorry?

Taxi Driver: The murders.

David: What murders?

Taxi Driver: Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em. All in diferent parts of the city, all mutilated. He must be a real right maniac, this fella.

Sun Jul 09, 04:31:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

I know this one dammit, but not totally sure yet. Hopefully it comes to me or we get to see a third quote.

And I've been sitting here for about 3 or 4 hours now watching the Red Sox-White Sox battle in HDTV, now entering the 16th inning.

Sun Jul 09, 06:25:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn! Just saw on ESPN that they just went to top of the 18th. What channel is it on? I can't find it.

Sun Jul 09, 07:02:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Crap... Just saw from the highlights that it is on NESN HD... I'm assuming that's North East Sports Network, which I can't get on Directv. Damn you Comcast people! I'll get my revenge come college football season with Game Plan though.

Sun Jul 09, 07:14:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

NESN = New England Sports Network

And, unfortunately, the game just ended - not in the Red Sox favor either....

Sun Jul 09, 07:35:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

damn, still don't know the new one. Looks like you may have to start a new thread for sports talk though.

Sun Jul 09, 08:51:00 PM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

God, please DON'T, then I will NEVER get laid. EVER!

Sun Jul 09, 10:17:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Wow....uhhhh....yeah, ummm...that Red Sox game sucked anyways, they lost!!

Back to our regular scheduled program...

Sun Jul 09, 10:26:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Sorry WTG, but there will be a sports thread in here eventually.

Did Maki fall off the face of the Earth?

Quote: #3 I'll give two for the last set.

[trying to get arrested in Trafalgar Square]
David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!


Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons.

Mon Jul 10, 08:14:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Nope, don't know it.

Mon Jul 10, 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

I still exist. It's just been a long weekend.

Looks like a stumper to me...

Mon Jul 10, 12:03:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I just heard... sorry Maki. PK may know this one, so I'll wait until he gets back.

Mon Jul 10, 01:11:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

I can't think of it exactly Anon, waaaaay too long ago since I've seen it. Is it what I guessed at lunch?

Mon Jul 10, 06:12:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

If not, looks like you've got yourself a stumper...

Mon Jul 10, 06:13:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Aww... Thought you had it. Think Werewolf. I'll post a new quote in a bit.

Mon Jul 10, 06:28:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

New movie... near and dear to my heart.

Quote #1:

Guy 1: Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!

Guy 2: Okay!

Mon Jul 10, 07:11:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

I am such an idiot, An American Werewolf in Paris occured to me but I thought "no, its in England, not France" STUPID, I somehow forgot there is also An American Werewolf in London, I drank way too much on Friday.

New one seems familiar but don't know it yet...

Mon Jul 10, 07:22:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Dammit! What'd I say at lunch, An AMerican in Paris? I forgot the Werewolf and yet still I'm aboard the zero train...

Mon Jul 10, 07:26:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Haha... Sorry guys.

Yeah, PK... And I even SAID that Trafalgar Square was in LONDON.

Did WTG tell you... My friggin meeting that I raced home for was cancelled? So was my 4pm meeting too. I coulda sat there and drank a whole lotta mo Coronas dammit!

Mon Jul 10, 07:32:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

I know this one! A movie where they go to the dark side anyway...


I'll post a new quote once I'm home from the hospital.

Mon Jul 10, 08:48:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Awww! Dayuum Maki. I didn't think I made it that obvious. There are soooo many good quotes from that movie too. A few more for entertainment purposes until you get back...

Jack: Are you still seeing that shrink?
Miles Raymond: I saw him on Monday. I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.
Jack: Well, I say, fuck therapy. And what is that stuff you take... Xanax?
Miles Raymond: And Lexapro, yes.
Jack: Well, I say, fuck that too. You need to get your joint worked on, Miles.


Jack: Fucking chick's married, man.
Miles Raymond: What?
Jack: Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home and catches me on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.
Miles Raymond: Oh, Jesus Christ.


Miles Raymond: This weekend is not about me. It is about you. I'm gonna show you a good time. We're gonna drink a lot of good wine. We're gonna play some golf. We're gonna eat some great food and enjoy the scenery and we are going to send you off in style, mon frere.
Jack: And get your bone smooched.

Mon Jul 10, 09:45:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Ok, finally back home...

"That's very thin."

"Thin is my middle name."

"Considering your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised."

Mon Jul 10, 11:10:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Easy peezy...

Lethal Weapon

Tue Jul 11, 06:49:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

New Quote:

Kevin: What kind of stereo do you

Michael: I don't know, I haven't checked.

Kevin: Well my dad's stereo is a Bose.

Michael: [yell's while driving away] What? Your Dad's stereo blows? Well that's too bad!

Tue Jul 11, 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Damn, I should've known Sideways, and of course I don't know the new one.

Tue Jul 11, 07:14:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Don't know this one.

Tue Jul 11, 07:50:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Me neither.

Tue Jul 11, 11:18:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Quote #2:

Michael: By the way, my shmekle got bigger.

Trudy: Well it couldn't have gotten any smaller!

Ted: [Laughing] It was like a little tic-tac.

Michael: Yeah! Well come over here, I'll freshen your breath!

Tue Jul 11, 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

This one seems a little familiar but I can't think of it..

Tue Jul 11, 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Saw this one with you:

Tue Jul 11, 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I didn't think you were still playing this round... At least not for 'yourself'. ;)

Tue Jul 11, 12:52:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...


Him: I'm sorry, I was trying to take a step forward, but I took two steps backward instead.

Her: Why don't you take one step sideways? Then we can stop doing this little dance. Okay?

Tue Jul 11, 12:55:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I dunno this one yet.

Tue Jul 11, 01:21:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Don't know this one.

Tue Jul 11, 01:59:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Don't know the new one.

Tue Jul 11, 02:09:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Me neither...

Tue Jul 11, 06:53:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

R: Freestyle is for moronic little kids and hippie freaks.
M: It's fun.
R: Fundamentals are the building blocks of fun.

Tue Jul 11, 09:24:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Still don't know.

Wed Jul 12, 07:05:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...


Wed Jul 12, 07:46:00 AM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...


Wed Jul 12, 08:03:00 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I'm sure none of you will admit to seeing it anyway.
We are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke.

I saw it for the second time last weekend.

Wed Jul 12, 09:29:00 AM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Still no freakin clue.

Wed Jul 12, 11:44:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ok that quote seems familiar, but I can't think of what it might be, trust me, I would admit to seeing anything at this point, I need the points.

Wed Jul 12, 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I might point and laugh at you, Tom.

Wed Jul 12, 01:18:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...


Wed Jul 12, 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Maki called it.

Uptown Girls.

Wed Jul 12, 04:00:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.

Wed Jul 12, 04:03:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Damn... we have a lot of Stumpers this round.

I know I've seen this one...

Wed Jul 12, 04:27:00 PM  
Blogger Tom said...

Ha, I haven't seen Uptown Girls, well at least not the whole thing, I saw part of it, maybe thats why I recognized the quote, that or it was in the trailer.

Don't know the new one, sounds deep though.

Wed Jul 12, 07:08:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

WOOHOO...It just came to me!

I was obviously still too out of it this afternoon or else I would have gotten it sooner. My all time fav. King Arthur movie! I can hear Merlin (Nicol Williamson best Merlin ever) saying this quote now.

Props to Tracy for knowing this movie.


Wed Jul 12, 07:27:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

New movie.

So many good quotes from this one.

Guy #1: [pointing a gun at Guy #2's head] This time there ain't no John Wayne and Dean Martin shootin' bad guys in El Dorado...

Guy #2: That was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum played the drunk in El Dorado, Dean Martin played the drunk in Rio Bravo. Basically it was the same part. Now John Wayne played the same part in both movies, he played John Wayne...

Guy #1: [exasperated at this point] Man, I just can't *wait* for you to be dead!

Wed Jul 12, 07:56:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...

Not my favorite Elmore Leonard adaptation, but still a good one.

Get Shorty

Wed Jul 12, 08:50:00 PM  
Blogger Maki said...


"That shit'll rob you of your ambition."

"Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV."

Wed Jul 12, 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Good job Maki.

I've seen this new one, but don't know it yet...

Wed Jul 12, 09:29:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

I own Excalibur.
: p

I lurve Get Shorty AND Be Cool... The Rock cracked me up. Totally.

Tom saw Uptown Girls. It's okay to admit it. : )

Wed Jul 12, 10:21:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

I saw it and owned Excaliber before U, so there! :)-

Wed Jul 12, 10:33:00 PM  
Blogger ladiesluvpk said...

Vaguely familiar, but not enough to warrant a guess. But like Tom said, getting desparate for a point can force you into guessing anything at this point.

Thu Jul 13, 12:00:00 AM  
Blogger Tom said...

I'm sure I've seen the new one, just can't think of it at 2 in the morning.

Thu Jul 13, 01:02:00 AM  
Blogger Who's That Girl? said...

i suck at this game

Thu Jul 13, 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Maki said...

Guess that means it's time for a new quote...

"What the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?"

"I thought you might be asleep."

"You keep fuckin' with me, you're gonna be asleep forever."

Thu Jul 13, 02:46:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Messed up as this is, it's from a quality double-disc special edition DVD I just picked up recently. Found it odd that it was never in my collection - full of awesome quotes, too. I guess you gotta figure that coming from Quentin, though....

Jackie Brown

Wrong Samuel L movie, I know, but I feel like havin' a quarter-pounder royalllle with cheyy-eeese... right about now!!

(When I get home, which will be soon, I'll post the new quote because I am on a severely crappy wireless server, hanging by a thread, right now at my doctor's office.)

Thu Jul 13, 03:16:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

WRG knew that one. She loves QT. She was just waiting for the right moment to check her ema... err, drop the answer on your asses. Uh huh...

Thu Jul 13, 04:32:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

She even spent a week with him once... in Austin.

Thu Jul 13, 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger Tracy said...

CRAP! WTG... not R...

Thu Jul 13, 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

You've got problems Tracy... Me thinks that perhaps you need to have WTG or PK tutor you on basic English skills? ;)

Where the hell is the new quote Clark?

Thu Jul 13, 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger ClrkGriswald said...

Everyone cool their horses now...

Here we go....

Gimme the keys! I'm gonna follow them!

Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?

No, but a car is a car! I drive my car every day!

I'm driving. I've seen your car.

Oh shit, that's cold.

Thu Jul 13, 07:34:00 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

Hmmm... Don't know it yet.

Thu Jul 13, 07:49:00 PM  

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