Round 5 - Name that movie quote

Slightly Updated Rules:
1.) NO GOOGLING FOR ANSWERS YOU DAMN CHEATER! If you don't know it, you don't know it. :)
2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.
3.) Winner must COMMENT the correct movie title to get the point. The winner then gets to comment ONE new movie quote, which we will need to answer and so on, etc...
4.) If no one successfully guesses the movie within 24 hours of posting, the originator will post another quote from the same movie as an additional 'hint'. This will be done each 24 hour period, until either the movie is successfully guessed or a "Stumper" is delcared.
5.) If the movie is not guessed after THREE sets of quotes are provided, then a "Stumper" is declared and the movie quote originator will earn 1 point. A MAXIMUM of 2 consecutive stumpers is allowed. After which, the collective will decide who will give the next quote. Just like a democracy, who knew?!
6.) First person to make it to 10 points wins the round. =======================================
Fourth Round Winner = Anonymous
Third Round Winner = Tracy
Second Round Winner = Anonymous
First Round Winner = Maki
Current Round Score
Anon = 9
Maki = 10
PK = 0
Tom = 4
Tracy = 9
WTG = 6 (Still handicapped)
Clrkgriswald = 3
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Movies already used this round:
Cocktail, The Private Eyes, My Best Friend's Wedding, The Natural, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Buying the Cow, The Pacifier, Caddyshack, Shallow Hal, Spiderman, American Beauty, The Matador, As good as it Gets, Clue, Anchorman, Planes Trains and Automobiles, An American Werewolf in London, Sideways, Lethal Weapon, Click, Uptown Girls, Excalibur, Get Shorty, Jackie Brown, Beverly Hills Cop, Requiem for a Dream, My Cousin Vinny, Anger Management, Beetlejuice, Earth Girls Are Easy, Bend it like Beckham, Road House, Sahara, You, Me, & Dupree, Death to Smoochy, Love Actually
Already used PREVIOUS rounds:
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Identity, Coach Carter, Friday Night Lights, The Cider House Rules, Gattaca, Outland, Scent of a Woman, Almost Famous, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Interview with a Vampire, A Civil Action, Die Hard, The Whole Nine Yards, Saving Silverman, Patch Adams, Kill Bill 1, Rounders, The Last Boy Scout, Animal House, My Fellow Americans, Detroit Rock City, Tommy Boy, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Finding Forrester, The Hunt for Red October, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!, In Her Shoes, Slap Shot, South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut, Mallrats, The Sandlot.Clerks, 48 hours, White Men Can't Jump, The Jerk, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, The Family Stone, The Lion King, Sin City, Tombstone, Boiler Room, Waking Ned Devine, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Limey, Monsters, Inc., The Passion of the Christ, The Mexican, Match Point, Full Metal Jacket, Good Will Hunting, We Were Soldiers, O Brother Where Art Thou, Big, 1941, Suicide Kings, High School Musical (aka GAY), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Fish, The DaVinci Code, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Midnight Run, Chicken Run, 10 Things I Hate About You, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Say Anything, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fight Club, Closer, Derailed, Bourne Identity, Dodgeball, PCU, Old School, Van Wilder, The Big Red One, True Lies, 12 Monkeys, Swordfish, Four Rooms, Risky Business, Rain Man, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Stripes, Predator, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 100 Girls, The Wizard of OZ, Dumbo, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Empire of the Sun.
268 Comments:
OK, let's start off the round right shall we? :)
I'm looking for the Manager.
What's the problem? Did you find a hair in your quiche?
No, I'm looking for a job.
Ah, you'd like to put a hair in somebody else's quiche.
The only movie that comes to mind is Waiting, Not sure if thats it though.
ENNNNT.... Thanks for playin.
Anon - what are the slightly updated rules?? Anything major get changed??
Only thing new I noticed was the two consecutive stumpers, rule. Never addressed that before, and never had that problem(I think), but I definitely considered going for stumpers to try to end that last round, but I decided that would be a cheap ass way to win.
I don't know this one. Damn.
I would have went with a movie like Waiting too, but I guess not....hhmmmm.....
Yeah, the two consecutive Stumper rule is the new one. :)
Quote #2:
I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
Well I don't know the movie but at least now we know the words that Anon lives by.
TrueDat!
I know!! I know!!
So play this round, you seem to be getting over here often enough now.
Man, I can hear this one in my head, but can't place which movie it's from. Dammit.
Fine. Just for Tom.
Cocktail.
Damn you! ;)
Two more for good measure...
Doug: Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman no matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.
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Brian: Should we let it breathe?
Doug: It hasn't breathed for fifty years, it's dead. Let's just drink it.
Give us the next one, girlie.
Hilda is dead, and here's something to note. You can't bury her at sea, 'cause her bosoms will float.
I got nada...
No clue.
If Jock could talk, he'd give you a clue. But now that he's dead, what can you do? He deserved what he got, I don't regret it a bit. By the way, you're standing in bull ca-ca.
HA HA HA! ca-ca... lol!!!!!
It doesn't rhyme right... LOL!!!
Oh, I've seen this... dammit!
Someone will get it before I get back from lunch though. :(
LOL!!!
I said when I died, that I'd come back. If you believe in ghosts, you're on the right track. I'm out of the grave, and roaming the moores. If you want to be safe, you better lock all the windows and screens.
Loved this movie!!
Damn BW3... I'm bored.
Oh well... leaving work in an hour to hit the doctor anyway.
Waiting for some guesses...
Come on guys!
I'm positive I've never seen this movie before. To be honest, after hearing these quotes, I'm kind of glad for that.
Yeah, pretty sure I haven't seen it either. Only thing I can guess is Sccoby Doo?
Not a clue. I Googled it, and I never saw that one. I see Tracy is showing her age with that selection though. I think I was 10... :)
Nobody left to guess, unless Clark is lurking.
Um, yeah, googled it too, I've never even heard of it. It came out the year I was born.
DUDE!!!
I double checked the rules... oldest a movie can be is 1970. I picked one from 1981!!! I loved it as a kid! Don Knotts and crap... what-his-name. Conway?? What a duo!!!
I woulda loved to post a quote from the guy with no tongue but it would just be
"ifjglkdhfgoi fdjh lksfhgr"
Unless I was the maid... she always understood him.
Want me to tell?
I didn't say you didn't follow the rules... Just odd to see you post an 'old' movie. :)
You get the Stumper, post another quote. Damn you!
In case you guys didn't see the answer Tony posted FOR me: The Privare Eyes.
Okay... new movie...
He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.
Private
heh heh
I'm tired.
No clue yet.
Heh heh...
For you Tony:
Hmm, death by mini-bar. How glamorous.
It's just not coming to me... Let me go get a drink. I'm sure that will help. :)-
I KNEW I knew it with the first quote. I hate to actually admit to it, but I did see this movie quite a few times.
I thought I was wrong, but it IS
My Best Friend's Wedding
OK, first quote.
Too bad PK isn't here...
You know, I believe we have two lives.
How... what do you mean?
The life we learn with and the life we live with after that.
Nope don't know the new one.
Ok, at least there's one that sounds familiar now... Even if I don't know it yet.
Quote #2, which is probably going to give it away...
You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.
My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw. Suit up.
You're right.
The Natural
New quote in a little bit.
Alright, new quote!
"What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful."
"People kept robbing it."
"Small price to pay for beauty."
Don't recognize the new one.
I recognize it, but don't have it yet...
I guess the lack of response means it's time to post a second quote...
"Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman."
"Good hunting."
"Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree ..."
This one seems vaguely familiar, but I still don't know it.
No clue on any of this shit so far in round 5....wow....
Jesus Christ, that second quote makes me want to
"nibble on the barrel" lately... and everybody knows what movie that quote is from...
Anyway, I dunno this one yet.
HA! You're not getting 9 points to start a round off. Are ya nuts?
Maybe we'll put you back at 3 or 4, depending on how much bitching others are going to give me about it. :)-
Last quote.
"Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before."
"One hell of a time to tell me."
Damn, seems really familiar, but I can't think of it.
As to WTG's "handicap", I don't have a problem if you spot her 3 or 4 points. Unless she's going to be playing as "Team WTG" again ;)
Hmmmmm, will I get the stumper points here?
Wrong. Now you're just randomly throwing out movie names.
That's plenty of time and guessing.
Besides no one was going to get this one unless they had seen it recently. 1969, but it's a major classic.
I hadn't seen it since I was 12 though.
Maki gets the Stumper.
I know thats a classic but I don't think I've ever seen it.
I guess it's new quote time, then. Don't worry, this one is much more recent!
"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?"
I don't know the new one either...
PK - Read the rules ya damn whipper snapper. Kids today...
2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.
Too bad the Sox are playing all their games down in FL while you guys are up in Boston. That sucks ass man.
A quote from WTG's funny movie. I'm guessing this means PK isn't allowed to answer since he musta seen it too.
Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.
Damn... That was fast.
I don't know this new one either. Grrrr.
Why are we spotting her points, again?
Tony... here's another pickup line to add to your list, compliments of WTG'S movie:
Mike Hanson: You should stop drinking.
Girl in Bar: Why? I just got here.
Mike Hanson: Because you're driving me home.
Maki - I think I originally spotter her points because she couldn't access Blogger from work. Then it was because she sucked so bad at guessing movie titles. Now it's fun just to see her get to 9 and still lose the round. :)-
Tracy - That's not a bad pick up line, but I prefer women who go drink for drink with me. So, I wouldn't use that particular one.
Either way, I still don't know it yet.
I that like, Date Movie? or Grandma's Boy? I really don't know I'm just guessing.
heh heh...
I like this one... a play on always a bridesmaid, never a bride...
Mike: Always a best man, never a man.
Failure to Launch?
No clue.
Talk about being lost - maybe I didn't watch as many movies in the hospital as I originally thought.
Sheeeee-yut....
PK: Pick up some rubbizzz up in Boston for me and some Skittles, too.
No idea. I'll say that I probably never saw this one...
Damn... WTG gettin a Stumper? What the hell is going on here?
I think that's it, right? 3rd quote, nobody knows it?
If so, let me know and quote a new movie.
Googled it and had never even heard of this movie.
WTG gets the Stumper.
Next quote Tracy...
I think I about peed my pants during this scene:
Little Girl: Why are your boobs so big?
Man: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Little Girl: Do you have to wear a bra?
Man: What?
Little Girl: Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Man: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?
Little Girl: Do I look like I'm five?
Man: What did I say?
Little Girl: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.
This sounds really familiar. But I don't know it yet.
Sounds familiar... In fact, it sounds like something Jack Black or Chris Farley would have said.
Knowing Tracy, it probably ISN'T though... I either hate or have never seen your movies Tracy! ;)
Uhh... gee, thanks?
I'm having a horrid day and that just made things so much better.
ps. They really AREN'T boobs. They are ph-fine musk-els!
I'm Vice Principal Murney, or Murnanator as the wrestling team calls me. My friends call me Little Puppet.
Wow, big muscles and little poeple, I never saw it but maybe its The Pacifier? Vin Diesel has big muscles.
Damn, that's what I was about to guess, too...
Glad I could help your mood Trace. ;)
Yup, yet another one that I've never seen. Don't make me bring back the 1970s war movies again...
Go Tooom, it's your birthday... go Toooom.
I had to double check to make sure we hadn't used this one, I'm suprised we haven't. So many great quotes from this movie, I'm going to see if this one doesn't give it away first thing:
~"You take drugs, Danny?"
-"Every day."
~"Good. Then what's your problem?"
-"I don't know."
Ding ding ding!
CaddyShack
I'm surprised as well... maybe we did first round.
First quote:
Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?
This is when I hate blogspot. It ate my comment.
So you get the short version.
Shallow Hal.
See we do like some of the same movies. I love Jack Black.
And now you can be mad because I'm off to school to meet my professor.
Damn you!
While we wait for little miss schoolgirl, here's another quote from Shallow Hal:
Hal: See, the problem is I'm kinda picky
Tony Robbins: What do you mean, picky?
Hal: Well, for instance, I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout?
Tony Robbins: You're looking for a young Paulina type?
Hal: Well, that face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.
Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
Easy!
Spider-Man
The preview for 3 looked really, really good when they showed it in front of Superman Returns. Hopefully it makes up for Spider-Man 2 being such a meandering, emo mess...
New quote... Easy one.
"I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast."
"Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?"
"I want to look good naked!"
Awesome movie. Gotta love Spacey. How was he in Superman?
American Beauty
I really liked this movie... well the first half was better than the second anyway. Everyone should know that I actually wrote down these quotes myself. No IMDB cut n pastes for this one.
Getting some culture?
Indeed!
Isn't she a tad pubescent, even for you?
I'd make an exception for her.
Did you study the assignment?
No, I shredded it. Then I humped the bellboy on the room service cart.
Am I supposed to be shocked?
Adios! >Waving goodbye to the schoolgirls< I hate these Catholic countries. All blushy-blushy, no sucky fucky.
I would guess The Motorcycle Diaries but I know you don't have a particular fondness for subtitled movies, so that's probably wrong.
Yeah, I've been trying to limit my reading to the Born on date on the beer and the expiration date on the condom.
Don't know it and if its not on IMDb then I probably won't know it.
It's probably on IMDB, I'm just saying that I'm not using the quotes from IMDB.
Quote #2:
A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs SO locked together that I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a qualude later, I was eating at the All U Can Eat buffet. Every lock can be broken; it's just a matter of will.
Like PK mentioned, we need to get off the zero train, but I don't think this movie (whatever it is) is gonna do the trick for me.
Nope. I got nothing.
Welcome back, PK & WTG!
ok, last quotes... I'll throw in a couple:
Bean: Do you think he's dangerous?
Danny: He's an assassin Bean, of course he's dangerous.
Bean: I mean dangerous, dangerous. You said he was a nice guy.
Danny: He is, for an assassin, he's very nice.
Bean: FUCK! Fuckity Fuck! What? I'm allowed to curse. If not now, when?
Danny: True
Bean: This is the fucking perfect time to be fucking cursing. There's a fucking assassin standing in our fucking living room.
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Julian Noble: I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the Navy's left town.
I feel really bad getting the cheap points here, but I just happened to read a DVD review for this movie on DVDFile.com and they mention the characters' names.
The Matador.
Is it worth picking up, Anon?
Here we go...
"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."
I shoulda known Mak-1 would have posted a fuCKin Jack quote sooner or later - even though it's in the DVD rack here, we always find ourselves watching it on TNT or TBS the million times they show it.
As Good As It Gets
Ah, but he was your second husband. Your fist husband disappeared also.
Well, but, that was his job, he was an illusionist.
Yes, but he never reappeared.
HA! Well, he wasn't a very good illusionist.
Damn you Maki! I thought for sure that by posting most of the quotes directly from the movie that I'd get the Stumper... I shoulda known better than to be lazy and take that last quote from IMDB... GRRRR.
No, rent it only. You may hate the second half of the movie.
No idea on this next quote...
Damn it I gotta take my own advice and check back more often, the ones I know, someone else gets, damn work getting in the way of the movie quote game.
don't know the new one...
I have an idea, but need another quote.
It just dawned on me. That's from Clue, isn't it?
Mak-1 receives a point.
Clue it is, my friend.
HaHaHa WTG!
Sorry, been at the doctor's office AGAIN... How we haven't used this movie yet is beyond me.
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
Soooo familiar, but nothing yet.
Making this too easy, however I did watch it like 22 times while in the hospital. And Josh bought it for me, too, I think....
Anchorman
From one of my all-time favorites right here - a damn classic!!
Why did you kiss my ear?
Why are you holding my hand?
Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows...
Those aren't pillows!!
Awww... Come ON PK!?! How is it we are both fucked up drunk at 3am and I know this quote and you don't?
Planes, trains, and automobiles!
Oh, it's time for a goodie for sure. Amazing I can even think at this point, but here's the quote:
Jack: Debbie Klein cried a lot So, so, you know what she does? She's soooo grief-stricken, she runs to find solace in Mark Levine's bed.
David: Mark... Levine?
Jack: An asshole! Life mocks me even in death!
Yeah... You dropped like a rock. Last thing I recall was you telling PK to not let me leave, followed by snoring. ;) Hahahaha!
Don't know the new one.
Quote #2:
Taxi Driver: Puts you in mind of the days of the old demon barber of Fleet Street, don't it?
Alex (Nurse Price): Sorry?
Taxi Driver: The murders.
David: What murders?
Taxi Driver: Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em. All in diferent parts of the city, all mutilated. He must be a real right maniac, this fella.
Damn! Just saw on ESPN that they just went to top of the 18th. What channel is it on? I can't find it.
Crap... Just saw from the highlights that it is on NESN HD... I'm assuming that's North East Sports Network, which I can't get on Directv. Damn you Comcast people! I'll get my revenge come college football season with Game Plan though.
NESN = New England Sports Network
And, unfortunately, the game just ended - not in the Red Sox favor either....
damn, still don't know the new one. Looks like you may have to start a new thread for sports talk though.
Wow....uhhhh....yeah, ummm...that Red Sox game sucked anyways, they lost!!
Back to our regular scheduled program...
Sorry WTG, but there will be a sports thread in here eventually.
Did Maki fall off the face of the Earth?
Quote: #3 I'll give two for the last set.
[trying to get arrested in Trafalgar Square]
David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!
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Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons.
Nope, don't know it.
I still exist. It's just been a long weekend.
Looks like a stumper to me...
I just heard... sorry Maki. PK may know this one, so I'll wait until he gets back.
Aww... Thought you had it. Think Werewolf. I'll post a new quote in a bit.
New movie... near and dear to my heart.
Quote #1:
Guy 1: Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!
Guy 2: Okay!
I am such an idiot, An American Werewolf in Paris occured to me but I thought "no, its in England, not France" STUPID, I somehow forgot there is also An American Werewolf in London, I drank way too much on Friday.
New one seems familiar but don't know it yet...
Haha... Sorry guys.
Yeah, PK... And I even SAID that Trafalgar Square was in LONDON.
Did WTG tell you... My friggin meeting that I raced home for was cancelled? So was my 4pm meeting too. I coulda sat there and drank a whole lotta mo Coronas dammit!
I know this one! A movie where they go to the dark side anyway...
Sideways
I'll post a new quote once I'm home from the hospital.
Awww! Dayuum Maki. I didn't think I made it that obvious. There are soooo many good quotes from that movie too. A few more for entertainment purposes until you get back...
Jack: Are you still seeing that shrink?
Miles Raymond: I saw him on Monday. I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.
Jack: Well, I say, fuck therapy. And what is that stuff you take... Xanax?
Miles Raymond: And Lexapro, yes.
Jack: Well, I say, fuck that too. You need to get your joint worked on, Miles.
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Jack: Fucking chick's married, man.
Miles Raymond: What?
Jack: Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home and catches me on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.
Miles Raymond: Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Miles Raymond: This weekend is not about me. It is about you. I'm gonna show you a good time. We're gonna drink a lot of good wine. We're gonna play some golf. We're gonna eat some great food and enjoy the scenery and we are going to send you off in style, mon frere.
Jack: And get your bone smooched.
Ok, finally back home...
"That's very thin."
"Thin is my middle name."
"Considering your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised."
Easy peezy...
Lethal Weapon
New Quote:
Kevin: What kind of stereo do you
have?
Michael: I don't know, I haven't checked.
Kevin: Well my dad's stereo is a Bose.
Michael: [yell's while driving away] What? Your Dad's stereo blows? Well that's too bad!
Damn, I should've known Sideways, and of course I don't know the new one.
Don't know this one.
Quote #2:
Michael: By the way, my shmekle got bigger.
Trudy: Well it couldn't have gotten any smaller!
Ted: [Laughing] It was like a little tic-tac.
Michael: Yeah! Well come over here, I'll freshen your breath!
This one seems a little familiar but I can't think of it..
Saw this one with you:
Click
I didn't think you were still playing this round... At least not for 'yourself'. ;)
Next:
Him: I'm sorry, I was trying to take a step forward, but I took two steps backward instead.
Her: Why don't you take one step sideways? Then we can stop doing this little dance. Okay?
I dunno this one yet.
Don't know this one.
Don't know the new one.
R: Freestyle is for moronic little kids and hippie freaks.
M: It's fun.
R: Fundamentals are the building blocks of fun.
Still don't know.
Nope.
Nada...
I'm sure none of you will admit to seeing it anyway.
We are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke.
I saw it for the second time last weekend.
Ok that quote seems familiar, but I can't think of what it might be, trust me, I would admit to seeing anything at this point, I need the points.
I might point and laugh at you, Tom.
Might.
Stumper!
Maki called it.
Uptown Girls.
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
Damn... we have a lot of Stumpers this round.
I know I've seen this one...
Ha, I haven't seen Uptown Girls, well at least not the whole thing, I saw part of it, maybe thats why I recognized the quote, that or it was in the trailer.
Don't know the new one, sounds deep though.
WOOHOO...It just came to me!
I was obviously still too out of it this afternoon or else I would have gotten it sooner. My all time fav. King Arthur movie! I can hear Merlin (Nicol Williamson best Merlin ever) saying this quote now.
Props to Tracy for knowing this movie.
Excalibur
New movie.
So many good quotes from this one.
Guy #1: [pointing a gun at Guy #2's head] This time there ain't no John Wayne and Dean Martin shootin' bad guys in El Dorado...
Guy #2: That was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum played the drunk in El Dorado, Dean Martin played the drunk in Rio Bravo. Basically it was the same part. Now John Wayne played the same part in both movies, he played John Wayne...
Guy #1: [exasperated at this point] Man, I just can't *wait* for you to be dead!
Not my favorite Elmore Leonard adaptation, but still a good one.
Get Shorty
Ok...
"That shit'll rob you of your ambition."
"Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV."
Good job Maki.
I've seen this new one, but don't know it yet...
I own Excalibur.
: p
I lurve Get Shorty AND Be Cool... The Rock cracked me up. Totally.
Tom saw Uptown Girls. It's okay to admit it. : )
I saw it and owned Excaliber before U, so there! :)-
I'm sure I've seen the new one, just can't think of it at 2 in the morning.
Guess that means it's time for a new quote...
"What the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?"
"I thought you might be asleep."
"You keep fuckin' with me, you're gonna be asleep forever."
Messed up as this is, it's from a quality double-disc special edition DVD I just picked up recently. Found it odd that it was never in my collection - full of awesome quotes, too. I guess you gotta figure that coming from Quentin, though....
Jackie Brown
Wrong Samuel L movie, I know, but I feel like havin' a quarter-pounder royalllle with cheyy-eeese... right about now!!
(When I get home, which will be soon, I'll post the new quote because I am on a severely crappy wireless server, hanging by a thread, right now at my doctor's office.)
WRG knew that one. She loves QT. She was just waiting for the right moment to check her ema... err, drop the answer on your asses. Uh huh...
She even spent a week with him once... in Austin.
CRAP! WTG... not R...
You've got problems Tracy... Me thinks that perhaps you need to have WTG or PK tutor you on basic English skills? ;)
Where the hell is the new quote Clark?
Everyone cool their horses now...
Here we go....
Gimme the keys! I'm gonna follow them!
Have you ever driven a Mercedes before?
No, but a car is a car! I drive my car every day!
I'm driving. I've seen your car.
Oh shit, that's cold.
Hmmm... Don't know it yet.
Nope, don't know this one.
I'm sure I've seen this one damn it. Work is going to suck tomorrow.
Quote #2 -
You know if you wanna be a fuckin asshole, you can take the whole load and smoke 'em yourself!
I don't smoke Lucky Strikes man, I smoke King-Sized Kents!
(Hopefully this quote doesn't give it away!)
Yep it does,
Beverly Hills Cop
Next Quote then:
I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.
No clue...
I'm boooooored.
Yeah, well, I'm tired. Here's the next quote, maybe this will put a little excitement in your day. Probably not though.
-"California, here we come."
~"It's Florida, Ty. Florida."
-"California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan."
Still don't know this one.
Nope.
Dammit...
I know this and it won't come out. It's hiding in the back of my full brain.
Oh well...
Hey Anon - good luck with Willie "Me First" Williams. He couldn't hack at Miami b/c he lacks desire all around. I will give him this, though - he behaved exactly as the judge wanted him to - considering his 11 felonies could have sent his ass to the state pen.
Your thoughts on city-boy WW going to rural Morgantown??
WW is in for a rude awakening...Coach Rod will straighten his ass out fast.
I'd be surprised if we even see him play this year. We've already filled our learning curve with the likes of Chris Henry and Pac Man Jones. Team players will play, Ego Maniacs sit. There's too much on the line this season to play games, and I can tell you that everyone in Morgantown is focused.
WW cannot play until the '07-'08 season anyways, per NCAA transfer rules. We'll see if WW even lasts in Morgantown....
...and, man!! Pac Man Jones - biggest douche going, but at least you're not afraid to admit it. Coach RRod has them going in the right direction.....
Ok sorry for the delay. If you have seen this movie, I think this quote will do it. It a very memorable movie, as a whole, but there aren't very many specific quotes that are memorable.
Tappy Tibbons:"We got a winner."
The audience:"WE GOT A WINNER."
Tappy Tibbons:"She's beautiful woman with a wonderful sense of humor and magical smile. Straight from Brighton Beach, Brooklyn. Let's give a juicy welcome to Mrs. Sara Goldfarb."
The Audience: "JUICE BY SARA. JUICE BY SARA. WOAH. SARA GOT JUICE."
Nope... I must not have seen it.
Just googled it and it's one I've been meaning to see for a while, but just never got around to for some reason.
Tracy? You know it? Stumper?
Stumper it babe... I have no desire to rack my brain. I've been looking at numbers since last night.
Have I mentioned I hate school??
August 4th... coming up quick!
Sweet. The movie is Requiem for a Dream if you want your kids to never touch heroin, have them watch this movie.
New quote then, a little suprised that this hasn't come up yet. It's one I watched a few hundred times in college.
-"What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?"
~"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot ya was wearing?"
Ok, this one sounds really familiar...
I only watch it EVERY time it comes on tv... which it used to do a LOT.
My Cousin Vinny.
Love me some Marisa Tomei!!
Oh, it's perfectely fine Mr. Rydell. I got it under control. See? Iverson just missed the shot, the Sixers lose. Who cares?... THE ANGER SHARKS ARE SWIMMING MY HEAD. YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT! YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT!
Finally, one I know for sure...
Anger Management
Always good when Sandler is flipping out.
New quote...
"Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL."
Don't know the new one.
Nope.
I can only assume that it is time for another quote.
"I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me."
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