Round 3 - Name that movie quote...

Totally Updated Rules:
1.) NO GOOGLING FOR ANSWERS YOU DAMN CHEATER! If you don't know it, you don't know it. :)
2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.
3.) Winner must COMMENT the correct movie title to get the point. The winner then gets to comment ONE new movie quote, which we will need to answer and so on, etc...
4.) If no one successfully guesses the movie within 24 hours of posting, the originator will post another quote from the same movie as an additional 'hint'. This will be done each 24 hour period, until either the movie is successfully guessed or a "Stumper" is delcared.
5.) If the movie is not guessed after THREE sets of quotes are provided, then a "Stumper" is declared and the movie quote originator will earn 1 point.
6.) First person to make it to 10 points wins the round. =======================================
Third Round Winner = Tracy
Second Round Winner = Anonymous
First Round Winner = Maki
Current Round Score
Anon = 7
Maki = 9
PK = 0
Tom = 5
Tracy = 9
WTG = 4 (Handicap)
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Movies already used this round:
Midnight Run, Chicken Run, 10 Things I Hate About You, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Say Anything, The Man Who Wasn't There, Fight Club, Closer, Derailed, Bourne Identity, Dodgeball, PCU, Old School, Van Wilder, The Big Red One, True Lies, 12 Monkeys, Swordfish, Four Rooms, Risky Business, Rain Man, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Stripes, Predator, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, 100 Girls, The Wizard of OZ, Dumbo, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Empire of the Sun.
272 Comments:
First quote for the new round:
Jack: Where am I? I'm in Boise, Idaho; no, no, no, wait a minute: I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, no, wait: I'm in Casper, Wyoming; I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I'm wearing a pink carnation.
Eddie: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jack: I am not talking to you, I am talking to the other guys.
Eddie: What other guys?
Jack: Well, let me describe the scene to you: There are these guys, see? They've probably been up for like two days; they stink of B.O.; they have coffee breath; they're constipated from sittin' on their asses for so long; they're sitting in a van, and they're probably parked right up the street from your office Eddie, YOUR PHONE IS TAPPED!
No clue.
Hmm don't know it.
Quote #2:
Jonathan: Did she hurt you, Jack?
Jack: Yeah, she did.
Jonathan: I'm sorry.
Jack: What're you sorry about?
Jonathan: I'm sorry you're hurt.
Jack: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan: You just said you were hurt.
Jack: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."
Jack: That's because you made me say that.
Jonathan: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up.
Man I have a feeling I really should know this one, I just can't think of it, so frustrating...
Rack that brain Tom!!!
This one is completely escaping me.
dammit... we are off to a bad start.
Muahahahaha... I hear a Stumper calling.
Last one boys & girls, and if you don't get it with this quote, then you haven't seen it:
Alonzo: Let me tell you something, asshole. I've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years; Mardukas is my shot. I'm gonna bring him into federal court, and I don't want any third-rate rent-a-thug who couldn't cut it as a cop in Chicago bringing him to LA on some bullshit local charge. Do I make myself understood?
Jack: Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or all you guys go to the same store to get them?
Dammit. I had to google it. This makes me sad.
Damn damn damn! I'm sure I've seen this, I recognize the sunglasses quote. I must have killed the brain cells storing the name of the movie this past weekend. That, or my brain is so fried I just think I've seen it, either way, I'm pissed at myself right now, I suck.
WTG - That sux that you can't log in from work anymore...and here I was thinking you just didn't like us any MO. Hell, in light of your diminished access, I'll give you all 4 points. Anything for the Red Sox girl... :)
WooHoo... How the hell did we start this round off by 'giving' a point to me?!?
Let me give a hint...
DeNiro & Grodin.
I'll post another quote in a bit.
Don't say I never gave you guys nuttin:
Ginger: Um, I just wanted to say, I may have been a bit harsh at first. Well, what I really mean is, thank you, for saving my life. For saving our lives. You know, I come up here every night and look out to that hill, and imagine what it must be like on the other side. It's funny, I've - heh - I've never actually felt grass beneath my feet. I'm sorry. Here I am rambling on about hills and grass, and you had something you wanted to say.
Rocky: Uh, y-yeah. Um, it's just that, you know... life as I've experienced it - you know, out there lone free rangin' and stuff - it's, uh... it's full of dissapointment, and, uh...
Ginger: What, you mean grass isn't all it's cracked up to be?
Rocky: Grass! Exactly, grass. It's always greener on the other side, and then you get there, and it's brown and prickly. You see what I'm trying to say?
[Ginger starts nodding yes, but then shakes her head]
Rocky: What I'm trying to say is... you're welcome.
Ginger: You know, that hill is looking closer tonight than it ever has before.
[Ginger accidentally touches Rocky's hand and they both pull away, embarrased]
Ginger: Well, good night, Rocky.
Rocky: Good night, Ginger.
WHAT???
You are GIVING AWAY POINTS???
I'm not playing.
I did just as bad as WTG last round...
I mean it this time.
Take my name off the list.
; )
NO, Tracy, you can't quit. You wish you could quit us, but you know you can't. You'll keep looking back here, and when it seems like I'm about to get a point for no one guessing my quote you'll blurt out the answer and completely take the wind out of my sails. I'm not bitter about that, really :) Yes, you ended up with four points, but you only played for about half that round.
Its official, my brain is toast, I googled the first movie and, no, I haven't seen it. The next quote looks familiar too, but I'm probably just delusional about that one too. I need sleep.
Ah, c'mon Tracy... You can't quit now! You're tied with the rest of us!
No idea on this quote. None whatsoever. I think Anon is doing this on purpose to punish me for almost winning last round...
Um, am I the only one that noticed the 'wink'? She's not quitting, although I could have swore I heard her stomp her foot on the ground and then cross her arms. :P
She knows that WTG isn't going to be able to get points now that she can't access Blogger from work.
So, the first movie was a classic comedy, which of course, I'm now wanting to rent. Midnight Run
Oh... Horseshoes and hand grenades Maki! You destroyed us on the first round, so this one was much better.
Next quote is incoming as soon as WTG checks in. I'm going to have a tough time finding one that isn't going to instantly give it away.
Oh I see, she's just trying to garner sympathy, and get free points by making empty threats, if I don't win this round I'll give that strategy a shot next round.
NO!! wait, I got it!
Chicken Run!!
Guess I'm not totally delusional after all
Wow, Tom just totally cut loose on that one. Nice!
Ok, fine, so I somehow became the New York Yankees after that first round. Go figure.
You got it Tom!
Anyway, I thought I'd be 'extra nice' to WTG and throw a bone out there. I don't think I've seen too many more of 'those' kinds of movies, so too bad for her.
Ok I'm gonna be honest here, I'm going for the stumper here. I think this one will work partly because even if someone recognizes it, no one here will admit to having seen it.
~"Patrick: What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?"
Maki: I think the "New York Yankees" thing came after the "The Third Man" quotes.
Heh, Tom... Is it Steel Magnolias, or maybe, What Women Want?
Just kidding, no clue.
Man, I can't even make an analogy about people hating me without people hating me... Would it be better to call myself Kobe Bryant?
Actually Tom, I think it was after The Limey quote.
I can't help it if you guys don't appreciate classic noir or a well-crafted revenge tale...
Ok next quote:
Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know.
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.
I've seen it!!
Pretty sure I've seen it... I'm trying to think of the name. I've seen the stage version AND the ballet version. Dammit... what's the name of the movie... they changed it.
URG.
Oh wait... I'm not playing.
Oh yes your are...
Shaddup and give us the answer, 'cause sure as shit I don't know it.
I can't think.
Taming of the Shrew...
Dammit.
OH!!!!
10 Things I Hate About You!!!!
I'm not afraid to admit it...
come on... it's heath ledger!
See...
Never saw it. Heath Ledger and all.
I'm in last place. Hmmm.
Maki - Just think of it in terms of 'Bond' designations and you'll feel better about it. 000
"If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!"
Gonna go with not a DCOM for this one.
What? You don't think teenagers name their members??
No idea on this one yet.
Oh, and teenagers may name their members, but I doubt it is ever anything original.
I mean, they wouldn't come up with something like Tom Jones the Bendy Electric Organ or Albert Tatlock the Ultrasonic Pocket Rocket...
I had friends who named theirs for people they hated, because they were dicks. Hah! Get it? So original, I know. Though it was fun to say, "it hasn't been a good week for Dean Carlucci at all."
I still don't know what movie this is. High School Musical?
"Why would I need to see other women? You have more than enough personalities to keep me completely occupied!"
Still don't know...
I bet Tom gets it. My slump continues.
Then Tom better get his butt in here and play!!
Oh look, we've got impatient Tracy today. Are you wanting 4 points before WTG gets back on after 5pm today? =)
*sigh*
Fine.
No more quotes til everyone is here.
You suck
: p
We don't have to wait for WTG, that's why I spotted her the 4 points.
But we should probably wait for Tom, or else we might as well do this via IM. Which, at this rate, we'd finish a round in 3 hours instead of 3 weeks. :)-
I don't have a lot of patience...
: p
And I don't have im either...
Yeah, no fair to those of us who almost got fired for using IM at work!
Sounds like Tony would be the only one on im. : p~~
Isn't :P~~ saying you're a really heavy smoker, or are you drooling Tracy? Reprieve is over. :)-
Ok ok, I'm checking in here, slow day at work for you guys? I don't think I know it. The only thing that comes to mind is Chasing Amy, but I don't think thats it.
Her: Unattached?
Him: Currently.
Her: Likewise.
Him: Surprising.
Her: Psycho?
Him: Rarely, Interested?
Her: Perhaps.
Him: Hungry?
Her: Starving.
Him: Leaving?
Her: Now?
ps. Geez Tony. Who is the impatient one now? I went to grab some lunch!
pps. That only makes sense if you knew I got an email kindly requesting my presence back at the movie game.
HEY!
I'm back and where are you people?!?!?!
Kindly...LOL!
Damn. I still don't know this movie title, but I know that I've seen it.
I was out washing the dog... I'm soaked, thanks to that fucker!
Anyone? Anyone??
: )
We don't do new quotes every 24 hours... I just read that rule.
heh.
Don't know it. I feel so worthless.
Just Googled it... Never saw it, but I feel a slight Deja Vu going on here. :)
Could you image if Tracy had to wait 24 hours between quotes! =)
Shooting spree for sure...
That rule is more of a guideline in that the person giving the quotes HAS to provide a new quote within 24 hours. No going off on a two day binger and not keeping the game going.
Do y'all give up???
We really need to find Tom a job where he can join the rest of us and screw around all day on the internet. Otherwise he's just going to slow this game down.
Technically, I shouldn't be screwing around either... I have a ton of work to do... and if I didn't, I certainly have a ton of schoolwork to do. Yet here I am. Pissing away time.
I'm addicted.
You are the poster child for procrastination, aren't you?
Yes.
Dammit.
Does this make me the poster child for multi-tasking?
Please say yes.
*snicker*
NO!!
:(
And stop snickering at me.
At least I wasn't pointing.
We are really f'n bored today aren't we?
Not bored... Multitasking. You'd be surprised how much I've accomplished today!
Me too, damn it!
I'm actually on a conf. call right now. :)-
Good Lord people shouldn't ya'll have moved over to the sand box or something?
I feel like I should know this one, the "member" quote seems really familiar. We should at least wait till WTG checks in before awarding Tracy her point. Yes I'm just stalling, hoping it'll come to me before she does.
I really don't understand why people don't like the sandbox. Maybe it has something to do with rules or something...
Rules Schmules... made to be broken.
No waiting... that's why she has 4 points already.
Jesus Lady, you sure are cranky. hehehe...
NOW I am cranky... not enough sleep AND nothing new here either!
I motion it's time to award Tracy her point and get a new quote.
All in favor?
Aye.
Then I won't wait for Tony since he googled it.
It was How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
I was keeping with the trend we seemed to be following.
Now I get to start the next trend.
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Yes! I get a point!
"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
Say Anything.
Oddly, I was gonna use that quote but I knew it would give it away.
Maki gets a point.
So much for my lead... well other than handicapped girl.
Wait? Maki didn't have any points yet??
Nope, this has not been a good round for me so far. And that would have given the movie away immediately, as would quite a few other lines. Such a great movie.
Anyway... A nice long quote for you people.
"They got this guy, in Germany. Fritz Something-or-other. Or is it? Maybe it's Werner. Anyway, he's got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - well, you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can't know the reality of what happened, or what would've happened if you hadn't-a stuck in your own goddamn schnozz. So there is no "what happened"? Not in any sense that we can grasp, with our puny minds. Because our minds... our minds get in the way. Looking at something changes it. They call it the 'Uncertainty Principle.' Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's on to something."
Dammit... so much for my streak.
You think Tony's sleepin' it off somewhere?
My brain just hasn't been working this week, maybe I should be glad I didn't remember the How to lose a guy.. quote. I recognized the Say Anything quote, but I never would have remembered what movie it was from.
So of course, I don't know the new one either.
Tony is officially on vacation until next Tuesday, so I wouldn't expect to hear anything from him for a while. He was still there when I left last night...
What? Vacation means no computer? He can only play when he is at work??
Tom... don't feel bad. I don't know it either.
I always figured we only play on the computer at work. If I were him I'd definitely be sleeping in, though.
The movie's a little bit obscure until you realize who made it and who stars in it. Next quote will probably give it away if Tony doesn't get it...
A.) I don't know this new one yet.
2.) I was at the Vet for a bit today, so that's why I'm 'late'. Vacation does 'not' mean no computer. Although, I do have to run out for a while and will not be back until after 3pm.
Third.) Tracy is still stinky.
I guess this means it's time for quote #2 since I can pretty much guarantee WTG has never seen this movie.
"And then it was Riedenschneider's turn. I gotta hand it to him, he tossed a lot of sand in their eyes. He talked about how I'd lost my place in the universe; how I was too ordinary to be the criminal mastermind the D.A. made me out to be; how there was some greater scheme at work that the state had yet to unravel. And he threw in some of the old 'truth' stuff he hadn't had a chance to trot out for Doris. He told them to look at me, look at me close. That the closer they looked, the less sense it would all make; that I wasn't the kind of guy to kill a guy; that I was The Barber, for Christsake. I was just like them - an ordinary man. Guilty of living in a world that had no place for me, yeah. Guilty of wanting to be a dry cleaner, sure. But not a murderer. He said I was modern man, and if they voted to convict me, well, they'd be practically cinching the noose around their own necks. He told them to look, not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning. It was a pretty good speech. It even had me going..."
nope.
I know this one now... I just can't remember the title and that pisses me off. Especially because I've got to run out for a while now.
I'm trying to think of a movie that has either Say or Anything in the title... but somehow I don't think Maki is going with the flow.
I tried, but I really couldn't think of any movies I like with "Say" or "Anything" in the title. Sorry! And when do I ever go with the flow?
Before Tony gets it, I'll mention that everyone should see this movie, just for how absolutely gorgeous it looks. Even the lead actor looks amazing, despite being who he is. I guess black & white photography can do that. Wait, I've said too much already... ;)
Black and white???
Isn't there an age requirement for this thing??
It came out in 2001.
So :-P
New black and white flick...
*racking brain*
pause
*racking some more*
sigh
*shoveling McFlurry in mouth*
I don't think I've seen this. Black and White....Good night and Good Luck.. too recent. Schindler's List.. too old. How about a new quote before Tony gets back?
I'm out.
I cheated.
I admit it.
Googled black and white 2001. Was the first one that came up.
: )
Ok, last quote...
"My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years."
I guess I'm out, too. I didn't google anything, I browsed the titles for 2001 on IMDB, so thats just about the same thing I guess. I never would have guessed it anyway. Although after seeing who made it I'm surprised Tracy didn't know it.
I'm kind of surprised Tracy hadn't seen it, either.
Now will Anon remember having seen it amidst all these clues? Or has the alcohol killed all the brain cells desperately trying to retain that information? Only time will tell.
I... oh crap... won't mention who made it.
I can't believe I never saw it either.
Or could even just figure it out regardless.
*sigh*
Song quote: "I've thought so much about suicide, parts of me already died."
"Lonely... baby I'm not looonely. Baby, I've got my imaginary friends."
Just singing... don't read into it.
Damn, damn, damn... I've seen it, know the actors in it, but couldn't remember the title of the movie for the life of me. Just Googled it, and there was no way I was going to remember that title. Apparently, that brain cell is looooong gone.
+1 for the Maki Stumpster.
Sorry, I figured somebody would get a Coen Brothers film... Here is a much easier, much more popular one, of which I could choose about 50 quotes, but this one hopefully doesn't give it away that early.
"Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though... "
Nothing yet.
I'm putting PK's name on the board in an attempt to get his ass over here and play. Let him know...
Oh, I don't know if there are any quotes from this movie that don't give it away, particularly when it is pretty much Maki's favorite(at least one of his favorites)movie of all time.
Fight Club
Love that movie, watched it so many times in college, that and the Matrix, may be the two movies I've seen the most times in my life.
OK, can't help myself, since we only got one Fight Club quote here's my favorite:
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
Ok new quote:
~"Didn't fancy my sandwiches?"
-"Don't eat fish."
~"Why not?"
-"Fish piss in the sea."
~"So do children."
-"Don't eat children either."
That was about as obscure a quote as you were gonna get from that movie, sadly. I was gonna use this one next. I just love anything that ends up describing something as "calm as hindu cows."
Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
It was either that or the "explaining how vehicle recalls work" one. Or the "grade school" line. Or the "dividing up the support groups" conversation. Or... I'd better stop here. Shit, I might just go watch that movie now.
Don't know this quote, though.
Man I was about to list a bunch of those quotes, but I knew if I got started I wouldn't be able to stop. The "grade school" one is great. I went to imdb to get the exact quote that I posted, I think if you put all the quotes they have there in the right order, you'll have the entire movie script.
That is an awesome movie...
I don't know this one yet.
Next quote, a nice long one:
~"We do everything that people who have sex do!"
-"Do you enjoy sucking him off?"
~"Yes!"
-"You like his cock?"
~"I love it!"
-"You like him coming in your face?"
~"Yes!"
-"What does it taste like?"
~"It tastes like you but sweeter!"
-"That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag."
I'm sure I've never seen this movie... I tend to remember conversations like that.
Same boat here. There's no way I've seen it.
Believe it or not, its not even a porno. Where the hell is Tracy? Am I going to have to get impatient? It's Friday, what, is she working or something?
My real name is plain...Jane...Jones.
Hehe Hehe...
Closer!
Next:
"You got put in the wrong fucking prison!"
ps. Vury vury busy at work today.
Damn, I thought I was going to have the stumper, Tracy, you are the master at ruining those for me.
No clue on the new one.
Yup, definitely hadn't seen that one. Surprising for me since it's got Natalie Portman and Clive Owen in it, too...
Have an idea on the new one but need another quote to be sure.
Lucinda Harris: You're kinda funny, aren't you?
Charles Schine: You're an easy crowd.
Giving the names... might be a giveaway.
Hello???
The one I was thinking of didn't have characters with those names.
So no, I don't know it once again.
Remember how I'm doing the connection thing. This time it's not by the title though...
Hmm, still don't know it either
"I was mugged."
Geez... I thought this one would be easy.
Maybe it's just that it's in my head...
Who was in the last movie I watched??
No clue, even after all those quotes. Just Googled it. Nope. Never saw it. Heard that it sucked monkey balls though. :)-
*sigh*
I really wasn't going for a stumper.
Still no idea, maybe if the quotes were longer, but I don't even recognize the names, so I probably haven't seen it. How the heck am I supposed to know the last movie you watched?
Last movie she watched was Derailed, I believe.
If that's it and I get this one... I feel bad.
Feel bad you fucker!
Damn, this is not going to be my round. :P
Tom... read my blog.
Maki got it.
Well, I guess this makes it my turn. Should I be glad that I retain information I really should have no use for? Anyway, new quote, feels like my workplace...
"Well why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room. Maybe you can talk him to death."
Nada...
Damn it! I do read your blog, I just didn't read that one b/c I'm not real big on those random question surveys. From now on, I shall read every post, I've learned my lesson.
I'm pretty sure I've seen this one, just can't think of what it is yet.
lol...
I would say Office Space but I know it's not...
Your comment is throwing me off...
Another quote, which will probably give it away.
"I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that?"
Yup... give away.
Bourne Identity.
Not as good as the book though. Not even close.
Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
I added Bourne since it had Clive Owen in it. Never read the book, though.
That quote's Lance Armstrong in....
Dodgeball.
A movie I really didn't like at all, strangely enough.
A new quote that if Mark or PK were here, they would get immediately...
"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."
I know it too. But only because I had a huge crush on Jeremy Piven... and watched this movie 12 times.
And Jon Favreau... love him. He's ginormous in this one. And was in Rudy as well. Unless I'm on crack.
PCU.
Now I'm off to the gym. Oh shit. CRAP. Quote:
I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
Damn, was hoping to get more quotes out of that. But I guess anyone in college the same time I was would have seen PCU about 30 times minimum since Comedy Central showed it pretty much nonstop my entire sophomore year...
In keeping with the theme, that new quote is Old School. Too bad we don't get more quotes out of that one, either...
Racking up the points here, but leaving for a while. I'm sure someone will get this.
"Her name's Naomi. That's 'I moan' backwards."
You two bastards are smokin us...
Finally, I know one...
This movie was horrible, but I remember that friggin quote.
Van Wilder
Putting the brakes on a bit. I'll give a new quote tomorrow.
Wow, this looks like some kind of conspiracy. Maki and Tracy sit there throw each other meat balls and rack up the points, punks.
No shit Tom.
It's payback time:
Johnson: [concerning a woman in labor] How do you say "push" in French?
The Sergeant: Poussez.
Johnson: [to woman] Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!
The Sergeant: [helping to deliver the baby] You get the head. I'll do the "poussez"-ing.
uhhh...
are you at the pool? using the twisty slide??
Yes, I was at the pool before the Nazi lifeguards made us leave due to 'thunder'. Oh well.
Yeah, WTG, see what happens when you let a day go by...
Dude, your fucked... ;)
Hahahaha!
Seriously, we need to get us a movie night going down here at my place before you guys are 'way' up north. Get yer shit together you fools! No more 'school' excuses, eh?
Nope don't know the new one..
Don't know the new one.
Next quote:
Griff: I can't murder anybody.
The Sergeant: We don't murder; we kill.
Griff: It's the same thing.
The Sergeant: The hell it is, Griff. You don't murder animals; you kill 'em.
Still no clue
nothin. I got nothin.
except the hiccups...
which don't go well with pissed off tummy.
Where's Maki today?
Working. Going to my doctor's appointment. Fun stuff. I'll throw out a guess after the third quote, but it's probably wrong. Again.
Last Quote:
Zab: [narrating] By now we'd come to look at all replacements as dead men who temporarily had the use of the arms and legs. The came and went so fast and so regularly that sometimes we didn't even learn their names. Truth is, after a while, we sort of avoided gettin' to know them.
Ok, googled it, and um yeah, never woulda gotten this one. Never even heard of it.
Sorry guys.
I love this movie, yes it's a war movie, and yes I am going for a stumper here.
And the stumper goes to...
I was going to be sneaky and put in the one from your Myspace profile.... But I've already ended up with enough cheap ones in random ways like that. Never seen it, though.
Yeah man, thanks for throwin me a friggin bone and not. I'm bottom feeding this round for sure.
I'm assuming Tracy doesn't know this one and I can put up another quote that doesn't piss as many people off? ;)
Thanks for checkin in PK.
Hmmm, is Tracy 'out sick' today? :)
I say new quote, I'd be amazed if Tracy knows this one.
OK... The last movie was a classic Lee Marvin movie. One of my top 10 war movies for sure. The Big Red One.
There are SO many good quotes in this movie, hopefully this first one doesn't give it away immediately.
Anyway, new quote:
The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better!
[Harry gives him a dirty look]
I'm sorry, Harry, I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!
The Big Red One?
That makes me think of unfixed boy doggies...
I am out sick today. Feel really ick. I'm not sure if I can blame the food anymore...
Sounds really familiar. Need another quote, though...
Tom, PK, and WTG?
Gonna need another one...
Quote #2:
Harry: You tell on me, I tell on you.
Gib: What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
Harry: What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Gib: You knew about that?
Harry: Uh-huh.
You're right, that one gave it away. Should've gotten it after the first one, really...
True Lies.
Great spy movie only hindered by the fact that there's really no compelling central villain...
Alright, a long quote that will probably give it away, but oh well.
"You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs for example."
"Germs?"
"Uh-huh. Eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do they call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, up to the 20th century, last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger at this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right?"
Yup... That gave it away for sure. I didn't like this movie though. I thought Bruce Willis sucked in it.
12 Monkeys
Another favorite movie:
You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?
F*%$ers... posting while I'm in class.
Swordfish.
I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...
You Fucker! Posting while everyone is at dodgeball!
I LURVE me this movie...I wish I had thought of quoting it!
Four Rooms
Next movie:
It was great the way her mind worked. No guilt, no doubts, no fear. None of my specialities. Just the shameless pursuit of immediate gratification. What a capitalist.
I lurve the scene with the kiddos... and the foot smelling. And the dead prostitute in the bed.
The dead prostitute!!! Awesome shit. Now I want to see it again!
I have it... on VHS... but still. AND I have the poster! Somewhere...
Speaking of prostitutes...
Risky Business
I will post a new quote or osmething in the mornign when I am less intoxicated. yeah...
Damn Maki... All drunk and shit and still getting that one?
I like this quote from Risky Business:
Joel Goodson: [voiceover] The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Joel," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined.
Yeah, what can I tell ya, knowing quotes even while drunk. It is my gift, it is my curse.
"That's my pen. That's definitely my book."
"Well taking your book is not a serious injury!"
"Serious injury book is a red book, that book is blue."
"Well forgive me, I've lost my secret decoder ring!"
Damn, I'm glad PK is on the board with 0, otherwise I'd look really bad.
Don't know this one yet.
I ACTUALLY... no really... seriously... just started swaying back and forth in my seat as I read this quote. Not kidding. Swaying and speaking (in my head) like Dustin Hoffman.
Rain Man
Definitely.
I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. Boxer shorts. K-mart.
Next:
I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
*cough*
HELLLLOOOOO???
K-Mart sucks.
Damn, I own this movie, I should've know that one.
This one sounds familiar, don't know it yet, though...
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