Let's play name that movie quote...
Yes, I know, how unoriginal. Bite me!
Totally Updated Rules:
1.) NO GOOGLING FOR ANSWERS YOU DAMN CHEATER! If you don't know it, you don't know it. :)
2.) No movies OLDER than 1970, unless they are EXTREME classics that have more than a slim chance of being known.
3.) Winner must COMMENT the correct movie title to get the point. The winner then gets to comment ONE new movie quote, which we will need to answer and so on, etc...
4.) If no one successfully guesses the movie within 24 hours of posting, the originator will post another quote from the same movie as an additional 'hint'. This will be done each 24 hour period, until either the movie is successfully guessed or a "Stumper" is delcared.
5.) If the movie is not guessed after THREE sets of quotes are provided, then a "Stumper" is declared and the movie quote originator will earn 1 point.
6.) First person to make it to 10 points wins the game. The comments will then ALL be perm. deleted and we'll start again. YAY!
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First Round Winner = Maki =======================================
First set of two quotes:
"You a bounty hunter?"... "A man has to do something these days to earn a living."...
"Dyin' ain't much of a living boy."
& here's a 'gimmie'...
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."... "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"... "NO!"
posted by ANONYMOUS | 12:01 PM
76 Comments:
Tom? Some of us don't eat dinner, we drink it... So, where are those two new quotes? :)
Sorry, I DO eat dinner, and go to the gym, sorry. Although now I may go grab a drink...
Ok here are the quotes first:
(This first one I'm going to give you two quotes right off the bat, not because you'll need them but because I like them both, they are from two different charachters.)
#1a. You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
#1b. eeehhhhh! Sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life sentence at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!"
and
#2. And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
I have fallen behind in the race...
And my sister went to college in Leavenworth... I have pictures of the prison!
YOU WANT THE MOVIE?? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MOVIE!!
A Few Good Men
AND
Planes, Trains, and FUCKING Automobiles...
And now you have to suffer in silence while I go to class.
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! She beat me by 30 seconds. Dammit!
Long quotes make it so much easier.
Gotta love the continuation of that second quote...
"May I see your rental agreement."
"I threw it away."
"Oh boy."
"Oh boy what?"
"You're fucked!"
I actually thought of going that far with it but, I figured it was already long enough. While we are waiting for Tracy, how about cleaning up some of these comments Anon? It takes like 20 min to scroll down to the bottom. And speaking of anon, its really a good thing Batman didn't reveal his secret identity to Tracy cause Bruce Wayne would have been screwed.
>Boggle!< Totally lost me with the Batman comment...
You think it takes 'long' to scroll down.. How long do you think it's gonna take me to perm. delete 120 comments? UGH!
"But I can't tell you number 1... and neither can Tony."
She decided to use your real name, totally ruining you "secret identity". I posted that comment before going over to WTG's blog and reading the whole thread trying to figure out who you are.
I also don't post on a blog, so I don't know how long it takes to delete comments. I guess from your comment you have to do it one-by-one. Sorry man.
Also, nowthat I look at it WTG outed you first, I just didn't pick up on it.
UGH! Apparently it take about 20 minutes of furious clicking to perm. delete 100+ comments.
Tom - Oh.. I see. Yes, Tracy needs to learn to protect the anonymous while posting here. She thinks she so smaht now that she knows. It wasn't WTG that figured it out, it was Tracy. I think in some ways WTG STILL doesn't believe it cause she doesn't want to have to make me cookies.
"You think... you wink... you do a double blink. You close your eyes, and JUMP."
and
"Traguna Macoyties and secordum satisphere
Substitutiary locomotion
It's the power that's far beyond the wildest notion
It's a weird so feared, yet wonderful to see
Substitutiary locomotion come to me"
OMG, I can't believe that I am going to ADMIT to knowing BOTH of those. (I won't be telling you how many times I've seen both though.)
I'm assuming everyone will agree that one of them is classic enough that should be allowed, even though it is older than 1970.
#1 Mary Poppins
&
#2 Bed Knobs and Broomsticks
Yes, we had that discussion last night after she posted it. I got the first one on a guess and the second one I got after she told me Angela Lansbury was in it. Even though I haven't seen either in literally 20 years...
Two more goodies:
#1
Woman: If you lay one finger on me, I'll kill you.
Man: You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.
Woman: Nobody's going to keep me from working in this town.
&
#2
Sex is like pissing. People take it much too seriously.
I feel like I should know the first one but its just not coming to me. The second one, no clue.
No idea on either. Damn.
My only guess for #1 is All About Eve, but I'm almost sure that's wrong.
Round Two:
#1
Dr. 1: What are they saying?
Dr. 2: They are just saying 'murmur, murmur, murmur.'
Dr. 1: You mean it's just sort of a general murmur?
Dr. 2: Yeah. Murmur.
Dr. 1: Oh.
[to the crowd]
Dr. 1: You may *murmur* all you like.
Crowd: [distinctly] Murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur, murmur.
&
#2
I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.
I guess we are going to need another quote from each movie.
ok those weren't there when I posted that
Yeah... timing it really strange with the comments.
ok...
3rd Round.
#1
Dr.: You. You're the elevator killer. Merv Griffin.
Merv Griffin: Yeah.
Dr.: Why?
Merv Griffin: I don't know. I've always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn't even work anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?" So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really worked out very well for me.
&
#2 I'll give a couple here, as this isn't really an easy one.
Diego Rivera: It was just a fuck. I've given more affection in a handshake.
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Diego Rivera: There was this skinny kid with these eyebrows shouting up at me, "Diego, I want to show you my paintings!" But, of course, she made me come down to her, and I did, and I've never stopped looking. But I want to speak about my wife not as her husband, but as an artist. I admire her. Her work is acid and tender... hard as steel... and fine as a butterfly's wing. Loveable as a smile... cruel as... the bitterness of life. I don't believe... that ever before has a women put such agonized poetry on canvas.
Wow, I still don't have the slightest clue, so I googled them and I have never seen either one. I have at least heard of the first one, but I was two when it was released. The second I'm sure I've heard of it at some point but I'm sure I never even considered seeing it.
I know #2 only because I had to take art history in college as part of my major. All the art history professors wanted me to switch over to it since my memory was so good for artists and works and I could actually pronounce all the names without butchering them. Never seen the movie, though. But the name in it gave it away immediately.
Is it bad to say I really have no idea on #1?
Wow, is this our first 'stumper'? Prolly cause we don't have enough people playing...
Anyway, I thought everyone had seen #1. I'm glad I didn't pull out the "Dead men don't wear plaid' movie then. I swore that the Merv Griffin quote was gonna give it away. Oh well...
#1 = Dr. Hoffharrrrrrrrr, played by Steve Martin in "The Man with Two Brains." If you've never seen it, you should.
#2 I threw in to throw a bone to the female players out there. Not a bad movie actually. "Frida"
I'll post two more quotes in a bit.
I think Gremlins 2 should count as a stumper, considering 2 of you had to google it and then give hints until Tom got it. Love the fact that Tom got points for that round without knowing either movie.
Yeah. You're prolly right on that one Maki. I'll correct the score in a second.
In the mean time, here are two, hopefully easier ones.
#1 - This scene still makes me spew beer outta my nose laughing.
James: I want some answers!
Franklin: Hey man, me and Guy just down here, checkin' out some fly rides, and mackin' some hos and chillin'.
James: Imagine that. It's like a G-Dog on a fly tip. Flossin' wit da posse. Cuttin' in da crib. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Franklin: Man, I don't wanna have to beat yo ass, but I will *beat* *yo* *ass*!
&
#2
You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
Does this mean I lose the point? Damn Maki just because someone isn't here to give you hints you get all bitter. Not like thats the first one to be given away. Oh well you are right anyway.
It looks like you two having 5-10 years more movie watching experience is catching up with me. Guess I'm going to have to "make it a Blockbuster night" more often. Not sure about #1 think I have an idea about #2.
Tom - No, I didn't take away your point. I just gave Maki a 'Stumper' point since we wouldn't have been able to get it if Tracy and I hadn't Googled it first.
Fair Enough
I know #2 and #1 sounds really familiar...
Round 2.
#1
Paula: You better not be over at no girl's house.
Franklin: Hell no I ain't at no goddamn girl's house. I'm wanted for muder. I ain't got time to get no pussy.
Paula: What?
Franklin: I ain't fucking nobody but you.
#2
Jim: Why do you want to join the force?
George: To protect the property and citizenry of...
Jim: Ah, don't waste my time with that bullshit. Where you from, Stone?
Georgee: I'm from the south-side.
Jim: Stone. George Stone. That's your name? What's your real name?
George: That is my real name.
Jim: Nah. What was it before you changed it?
George: Giuseppe Petri.
Jim: Ah, I knew it. That's all you need, one thieving wop on the team.
George: Hey, what's that you say?
Jim: I said that you're a lying member of a no good race.
George: Much better than you, you stinking Irish pig.
Jim: Oh, I like him.
Got it when I remembered we were talking about Chris Tucker last night.
#1: Money Talks
#2: The Untouchables
Yeah, I really like his movies. I was going to do Friday, but I can't imagine a single quote that wouldn't give it away immediately.
I agree with the idea about doing only ONE movie. So, I figure, instead of waiting until somebody wins this round, let's go ahead and switch to that format right now.
From now on, we only have to provide ONE movie to guess. This should make it easier on everybody; we'll not have to dig into the dark recesses of our collections to come up with a movie that hasn't already been used.
I'll change the rules accordingly, unless anyone objects.
Ok, new quotes for the game...
#1: "Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
#2: "I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies."
Heh, crap. I guess one more round with 2 quotes...
Aww Yeah... Classics!
#1 Raising Arizona
#2 Alien (All time favorite.)
These were easy, I'll admit. Aliens has so many more good lines, but Alien is still a better film.
I totally agree.
Here's the quote:
You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
Heat.
New quote, and I will give a hint that this one is pre-1970.
"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
We've probably seen them all at one point or another. Except those damn sub-titled ones... I can't seem to make it thru them as well. Crouching Tiger was the exception...
I've seen a TON of the subtitled ones, so I guess I'm picking up the slack there.
The Killer and Hard Boiled better be on that list somewhere.
I don't have a clue on this one either.
Ok, quote #2...
"Death's at the bottom of everything. Leave death to the professionals."
"Mind if I use that line in my next Western?"
Wow, I think I'm staring to feel like WTG. Doesn't help that I haven't had a chance to check back here since mid-afternoon sunday, don't worry I wouldn't have gotten any of these anyway. I've only seen about half the movies but I don't recognize any of the quotes(even the Alien one). I think I'm just going to have to ride it out till the next round, I'm not feeling a big comeback. When the hell is Tracy coming back.
Tracy isn't back until very late on May 9th. You've got another week of suffering, kids.
Want quote #3 or you want to just give me the points now?
Oh no you don't... gimmie #3.
This better not turn out to be some shit like "The Bridge over the River Kwai" either! :)
Oh you're going to get cocky like that? On a movie from before 1970? Which is strictly prohibited in the rules?
Give us the last quote, and if we aren't totally kicking ourselves for not knowing it, you are fired.
Maki, think you hit a nerve there buddy.
The moment I start seeing fucking quotes from "An Affair to Remember" or "From Here to Eternity", this blog is going DOWN!
Jeremy is nowhere to be found...and Katie is also suspiciously missing as well.
Yeah we should have invited Katie back after you cleaned it up, then it wouldn't have been hard to follow. What about Matt? Where is he?
Matt won't show up until we make a movie about him and then quote from it. Sorry. Dunno about Katie or Jeremy, though. Maybe if this thread got moved to the top of the postings list, maybe?
Anyway, quote #3. This is one of my favorite movies and ranks high on IMDB's list, so it's not like it's obscure...
"You know, I never feel comfortable on these sort of things. Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays."
I can't figure out how to 're-order' the threads. Other than deleting the posts above it, which I'm not gonna do. Of course, it is 7am, and the coffee hasn't started working yet.
I have no clue what this movie is, so unless Tom or WTG can get it, looks like another Stumper.
Just looked it up on IMDB, and I can say that I've heard of it, but have never seen it.
Amazing since my Dad controlled the tv and inundated me with so many Black & White movies every weekend for years.
You can edit the post and change the time & date at the bottom from the little drop-down menu above Save as Draft.
Didn't think anybody else would get this one, to be honest. The first and third quotes come from one of the more memorable speeches in movie history, though.
Apparently not that memorable. I don't know this one.
Kinda easier to remember if you've seen the movie. The actor who gave it is rumored to have written the whole thing.
Yes that is true. Ok, I googled it so unless WTG knows it, take your point and give us a new one. Unless you want us to sit here and give her clues till she gets it.
WTG will never get it, so it's The Third Man, starring (but not directed by) Orson Welles. I figured somebody would know their classic film noir!
Will have a new quote up in a little bit.
Easy one now. Way too easy.
"Tell us everything! Everything!"
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
"I'm beginning to like this kid!"
Thanks Maki, guess you just got tired of coming up with quotes.
Of course its:
Goonies
"Goonies never say die!"
That would have been way too obvious.
Ok, this is a dick move but this one is still in theaters. So if you haven't been to the movies lately, too bad. If you want to change the rules, go for it, but after "The Third Man"(no, really, I'm not bitter) I figure this isn't so bad.
"I've got him right where I want him."
"Where's that?"
"Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but its a start."
You bastards... Hmm.. I'll take a random guess at comedies in the theater now.
How about RV ??
Wow, I'm actually making people angry. This is talent.
WTG, sorry I assumed you wouldn't have seen a black & white noir released in 1949 with an all-zither soundtrack starring Orson Welles and Joseph Cotten. I won't make that assumption again. I figured Goonies would be more your speed, but Tom beat you to it. Sorry!
And the Tracy comments hurt me. Right here. I'm pointing at my heart. Get your mind out of the gutter, woman.
I'm gonna guess Scary Movie 4, which I'll never see since I only laughed once during the entire first movie...
Wrong and wrong, here is your next quote:(WTG you might as well throw some guesses out there like these guys, one of you is bound to get it I guess)
-"I'd call you a monster, but I have to go now and help bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op."
"If that were true, you wouldn't be telling me."
-"We're putting you down as a reference.
...and guess #2
Lucky Number Slevin ??
Nope, that is a good one though.
And I've been accused of being disgustingly cute. Go figure.
The ones I've seen lately (The Sentinel and V For Vendetta) don't have those quotes and I'm running out of movies that come to mind... So Inside Man, maybe?
and with that, Maki wins the round. I really should have waited to tell you that it is currently in theaters. That narrowed it down too much.
Yes! New quote from me! Well, not me, but a movie character. Anyway...
"What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"
Do you guys want me to clean up this thread or let it grow?
If I ever have to clean it up again, I'm just going to delete it and start a new thread. Much faster me thinks...
I think you're better off starting a new thread and calling it "Round 2" or something.
New thread started...
Go ahead and copy the first quote over Maki, and I'll delete these comments afterwards.
HA! WTG - How many rounds will we have to go at this rate b4 you win one? ;)
I don't see a need to delete the old comments so long as they stay out of the new thread. Might keep people from repeating themselves.
For the new round, I'm going to start recording movies already used at the top. That should help a bit.
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