In the immortal words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'

So here it is... Yet another post geared towards meaningless fluff in a vain attempt to entertain.
Let us track, shall we, what we all have been drinking on a daily basis from this point forward. Alcohol only please... Include exact names and quantities for our amusement.
Time to truly see who the alcoholics really are...
UPDATE - Instead of just the 'what' and 'how much', feel free to elaborate on the repercussions of said quaffing. We all love a good drunky story now and then.